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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).



These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:





1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

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Fastmaul

OMG! That is so freakin funny!!!!
Oh shite that is soooo funny!!


Well, yes and no. LOL
Those fookers really exist in some of those mountain areas, they are some weird militia people. Crazy Rednecks!

mickytree

Ha ha I want a go with that gun

aduz

look at that gun

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Fastmaul

got it via email a freind in aus not usa

whos Dale Earnhardt. ..??? did a google search for him

ie how did he die ????? as they say ....


They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

cossies4eva

he was a NASCAR driver i believe and he died in a nasty crash... now his son dale Earnhardt Jr races in it

Fastmaul

Dale crashed at Nascar (last turn or really close the finish line) and he died. It was a tragedy for the Nascar fans (like R.Burns to the rally fans).
No, those crazy dudes aren't responsible for Dale's death LOL, it's saying that the terrorist are responsible.

Now, unlike the email those guys AREN'T part or friendly with the government! they can be somewhat viewed as "Domestic" Terrorist (not all but they are kept an eye on). They own land in the mountains that I would never like to visit LOL.