Situational Awareness

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a deep valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

 

wait till the car flames.. takes the chopper out,
use the james bond tyre skewers on the fire engine,
then when thats crashed.
bring her on boost and fook it past the bacon.


EDIT: then do a massive handbraker, and light up all 4 wheels just
to look 'dukes of hazzard' (for no good reason like they do)

 

Keep going at the same speed ?

 

Drive up the pigs arse and hitch a ride?

 

Stop taking the happy pills?

 

get off the childrens merry-go-round, you are pissed you cunt

 

eat the huge pig on a barbeque using fire engine for safety then fuck off over the valley to barbados in the chopper

 

See a shrink

 

so i was wrong?

 

wake up, it's a fucking bad dream. giant pig my arse

do pigs even gallop?

how far in front of you is the giant pig, and how far behind is the helicopter? can you slow down to drop behind the fire engine and speed up again before the helicopter catches you? or the other way around and get in front of the fire engine?

 

 

double post!

 

Stop taking drugs and seek help

 

so i was wrong?

 

Get off the amusements..

 

doh! too slow

 

You were a close second

 

 

i'd probably get the fire engine to squirt the fat galloping pig out of the way...

 

quality

 

Pass below the Chopper because it has those big skis that it lands on, creating a space below it.

 

I was thinking somthing to do with children....

as it was one of your posts chip

 

Nothing at all since we are all travelling at the same speed.

 

That's what i thought cause nothing's going to hit you and you're not in any danger. Unless you brake or run out of petrol but figured that's too obvious?

 

For those who missed the correct answer:

get off the childrens merry-go-round, you are pissed you cunt