Have you got to have a CBT before you can get on one of them hair drier mopeds ?
Do you get asked for any proof when you come to tax or insure them ?

 

yes you need the CBT

not asked for proof when taxing or insuring BUT its like driving without a license

 

I hate little cunts on mopeds..

so fucking noisey!

 

& they get stuck in the Range Rover wheel arches

 

Agreed

I got stuck behind three of the cunts when I was in a rush to get to my bro last night and they just sat there weaving in and out of each other and riding 2 and 3 abreast

 

We have big trouble with the little twats at back of our house.

One of them nearly went head on into my Cossie

They have no road sense and no common sense it seems

 

i had a moped when i was 16 (ts50x 2.86BHP )

 

I commute on one!

 

Just because we can't drive a car dosn't mean we can't be mobile!!

 

 

Its the chav twats that are dangerous on the dam things that i'm getting at

 

I'd love to stand behind a bush, and then dive out with a baseball bat when they ride past.

It should be a legitimate sport!

 

yep me to, what a beast 36mph and drums on the front

 

funny you say that Rich
my pal had his old 1000cc Suzuki (i think) pinched from outside his house.
next day he can hear it racing back wards & forwards by some garages

nips round with the thick half of a pool cue & waits

sure enough its his bike with two teenagers on it - no helmets of course.

next time they come by he runs out & gives it full swing at the rider Rider ducks & the guy on the back takes it full in the face

so hard my pal had to let the cue go as it stung hs hands

found the bike one hour later

 

LOL @ this thread, only reason i asked, theres a kiddie i know just got one and i,m sure he hasnt taken a CBT

 

Legend!

 

thats Bartley Green & Weoley Castle area of brum for you

 

Bet it did the little cunts a fuck site more good than the slap on the wrist the police would have given them

 

i got a ped and its dam loud lol cant help that

 

Why do they all ride and lean like they are on superbikes as well. On a Hyabusa, Fireblade etc you look cool, on a moped you look like a complete goon

 

Fuck me whats this the miserable OLD twats thread?
I thought most of us started on Fizzy's and Ap's.

 

When I was a lad mopeds were seen as an extremely gimpy mode of transport not to be seen dead on. Now it seem sall the kiddies are out trying to get themselves killed on them

 

And as for looking cool on a blade.
Would you REALLY want a pimply faced youth of 16 on something that powerful.
I got my X7 3 days after my 17th birthday and I was fucking lethal
that 'only' did a ton.

 

'gimpy'?? that sounds like someone who was 16 in the late 80's earlir 90's.
If u didn't have an FSIE AP50 (of even better) Fantic caberlero or Gilera gt
in the late 70's, early eighty's YOU WERE NO WHERE

 

Hell no mate. I wouldn't let most 16 year olds loose with a pushbike

 

Only the cool kids round here had Lambretta's

Li125

 

Ahem I'm a '76 baby

 

Lambretta's suck cock, so fuckin , Jamie Oliver wannabe

I'd rather ride a pug speedfight wearing a puffa jacket

 

Suck a fart outta my arse

I was on a Lambretta before that ponce could even cook toast

 

OK jamie

 

well played. i can't stand the little fuckers. they're a liability to anyone else on the roads!

as my mate Dan said when one went past my house... "you just want a catapult and a big bag of wheel nuts"


and also totally agree about when i was that age neither me or any of my mates would have been seen dead on a moped!

 

Markb_s1
thats just because your too damm cool

 

Mopeds are for wankers full stop, when I was that age the only time you wouldnt get knocked out for riding a moped like the middle class wannabee-chav that you were was if youd stolen it

Far as I see nothings changed in the last 10yrs, the kids that ride em now are still the middleclass wannabee rudeboy chavs, as anyone who is a proper chav cant afford a grand for a moped when they 16, ffs, thats a well paid paperround...

 

i had one steve,,, and im not a middle class wannabee-chav



it was even yellow like this

 

Exception to the rule tho mate

You still got dodgy hair tho

 

Yeah, but Gareth, isn't that a crosser type thing?

Little cunts on mopeds I can't stand.

We were once driving through Norwich in my mate's battered old £150 Nova, and three moped riding goons were trying to race or just weaving all over the back of the car like literally touching the bumper.......

....... so he just stood on the brakes. Took one out good and proper, one other fell over, and the other one just about managed to pull up short

 

it does look like a crosser,, but it is a moped

 

the twats have taken over the local parks in the evening time 7/8pm ish, my son wants to have a go with the airsoft rifle, paint pellets and all ....its just way to tempting to let him loose. one of them forced my 8 year old off into the nettles while he was riding his pushbike, when my 12 year old pointed out the error in this he and his mates threatened to " ruff him over" to which my 12 year old pointed to the short fat hairy guy driving the sierra estate towards them at mach one across the field............. to which they did a houddini and disappeared not before one of them fell off ........... i stopped , got out, this poor little urban rat got it both barrels (verbally i hasten to add) and the little shit literally had pissed himself. after a visit to the police station to cover my own back i was informed "that it is not my job to act like a policeman and that i may be liable for the dry cleaning bill" WTF!!!

 

me too!! First bike!!

Only one problem with it though...... The fucking stand kept flipping back up after you'd put it down and it kept falling over!!!!