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Old 10-08-2004, 11:49 AM
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Default Greggs Bakery - Jumped up jobsworth bastards

I fucking hate goin to greggs for lunch. they are such ungrateful tits.

Some moaning old slag thought she would have a pop at me because I gave her a £20 note.

Harlot of beezlebub: "Do you not have anything less?"

Hungry Pikie: "Afraid not. Surely if I had change i would have given it to you"

Whore of babylon stood next to her: "Well what do you expect?"

Hungry Pikie: "I expect to be served in a nice, friendly manner with food, warm might I add, and to be given change from the legal tender i have just passed you. If you cannot fulfil this service then what the fuck are you doing open?"

Harlot of beezlebub: "Tissssssk"


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Old 10-08-2004, 11:50 AM
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Take a 50 spot in tomorrow
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fpmsl, and u said that ? oh the pain
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i'll 2nd this! the service in there is bad!

have they stopped buttering rolls for u at u're one!?! what good is a bakery that wont butter u're roll!!

And they never have soup!!
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PMSL thats true for most places mate.....
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pmsl @ Harlot of Beelzebub and whore of Babylon good work Pickie
Old 10-08-2004, 11:53 AM
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pmsl not a good day for u today is mcpikie. People driving like twats coz of the rain and now the bakery people giving u grief.
Old 10-08-2004, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by adamS2RST
fpmsl, and u said that ? oh the pain

Damn right I did. I fucking hate her. She is such a coffin dodging old fuck.

Sometimes, as she passes me my food, I feel a burning urge to grab her arm and rag her worthless old decrepid body straight through the glass counter and stamp on the lifeless blind fuck.
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belter but if u had done that in Glasgow the woman would of prob pulled a sawn off out from under the counter n put a hole in yer chest
Old 10-08-2004, 11:57 AM
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I hate Greggs. I love their cheese and ham bake's but they're always bloody cold!!!
I would agree with Tiff and take in a fifty note tomorrow and buy the cheapest thing in there.
Old 10-08-2004, 11:59 AM
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Sometimes, as she passes me my food, I feel a burning urge to grab her arm and rag her worthless old decrepid body straight through the glass counter and stamp on the lifeless blind fuck.
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fooking class idea

Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH


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Old 10-08-2004, 12:02 PM
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I just dont see how then can employ such an old bitch. She smells of piss and stale digestives
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i want 2 warm sausage rolls and a chicken oval now
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I just dont see how then can employ such an old bitch. She smells of piss and stale digestives
Bit like the abrasvie old tarts sellin rancid tea on the Ipswich - London rail line
Old 10-08-2004, 12:20 PM
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funny as fuck
I had a similar experience in London.. we were getting a taxi from chelsea how round back to victoria station.. (not far at all) the taxi fare came to £4.80
My mate handed him a £20 out of a BIG wad of our till money that hadnt been cashed in (all in 20's)
The bloke just laughed and said na you can do better than that... we were like what the fuck
My mate (the boss) says to the chap.. oh i didnt realise a £20 note wasnt legal tender
the driver said come on you must have something less than that.. all 3 of us sat there and said no... i blatantly had THE BIGGEST wallet full of change ever in my pocket but was fucked if i was gonna use it to pay for a taxi that the company should be paying for!
Anyway he muttered something and took the £20 giving us our change.
We got out the taxi.. just to piss the fucker off a little more.. i left the door open on the fucker so he had to get out and go round the other side to shut it
I didnt see what the problem was with a £20 i mean all he had to do was give us a £5 and a £10 in change.. think how many 5s and 10's he must collect during a day due to short journeys etc (esp on a show day) i though he would of been happy to get a 20
Old 10-08-2004, 06:29 PM
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http://www.greggs.co.uk/grg/contact_..._index_grg.htm


go on do it you know you want to

oh and ..
Our Staff tell us they enjoy their jobs - it's hard work, but good fun
must be all the greif they give their customers ...

dont forget to tell em you are going to use 3 cooks now instead
Old 10-08-2004, 06:35 PM
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Old 10-08-2004, 06:36 PM
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PMSL McPikie, you crack me up!!
Old 10-08-2004, 06:37 PM
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McPikie you sure have a way with words m8, FPML!
Old 10-08-2004, 06:49 PM
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The man with all the kind words shares his thoughts with us again ,, I just love his way with words
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mc P you are top notch mate!! every post you put up just cracks me up big time!!


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I am so glad my misfortune entertains you all you sick fucks

Old 10-08-2004, 09:10 PM
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She sounds almost as bad as that miserable old shit on the burger wagon at Goodwood
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Take the coppers jar in tomorrow then mate!!!

£3.42 ok that's fine............. 2,4,6,8,10,11,12,14... uh oh lost count, start again, 2,4!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by kjc300
Take the coppers jar in tomorrow then mate!!!

£3.42 ok that's fine............. 2,4,6,8,10,11,12,14... uh oh lost count, start again, 2,4!!!!!!!!!
Old 10-08-2004, 09:25 PM
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I might just take an axe in and solve the problem for good

Old 10-08-2004, 09:32 PM
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The Greggs in Stevenage exploded a few weeks ago......

Engineer was repairing the cooker or summit and it exploded killed the poor fucker outright and injured his mate


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ABSOLUTLY FUCKING CLASS!


Every day with a £20 pound note I would!

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