I fucking hate goin to greggs for lunch. they are such ungrateful tits.

Some moaning old slag thought she would have a pop at me because I gave her a £20 note.

Harlot of beezlebub: "Do you not have anything less?"

Hungry Pikie: "Afraid not. Surely if I had change i would have given it to you"

Whore of babylon stood next to her: "Well what do you expect?"

Hungry Pikie: "I expect to be served in a nice, friendly manner with food, warm might I add, and to be given change from the legal tender i have just passed you. If you cannot fulfil this service then what the fuck are you doing open?"

Harlot of beezlebub: "Tissssssk"


Pricks