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Old 24-04-2006, 10:23 AM
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The day our very own Mike R NEARLY got slain by DaveEscos

Old 24-04-2006, 10:42 AM
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Old 24-04-2006, 10:43 AM
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Nearly!
Old 24-04-2006, 10:46 AM
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Old 24-04-2006, 10:48 AM
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So nearly got me as well.

Walked over, and then had to do an impromtu spring round the car park!
Old 24-04-2006, 10:50 AM
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So close
Old 24-04-2006, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
So nearly got me as well.

Walked over, and then had to do an impromtu spring round the car park!

you slippery bastard!

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Old 24-04-2006, 11:00 AM
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Old 24-04-2006, 11:06 AM
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The drive by shooting was so very near
Old 24-04-2006, 11:18 AM
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That's not a bald patch, it's where I shaved my head so that the eyes that are in the back of it can see .
Old 24-04-2006, 11:20 AM
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And a more direct approach to our James Raby!



Ps James, top burger by the way
Old 24-04-2006, 11:20 AM
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Who mentioned bald patches??

Old 24-04-2006, 11:20 AM
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No Mike, If i remember rightly.. you were deffo in line for a soaked botty!

but one of the people you were speaking to flinched.. and alerted you!




so I let you off.. seeing as earlier you showed that you did actually fancy me after all by trying to touch my face in public
Old 24-04-2006, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
The drive by shooting was so very near
I so wish someone filmed my under arm Shot slap bang in your boat!
Old 24-04-2006, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
so I let you off.. seeing as earlier you showed that you did actually fancy me after all by trying to touch my face in public
I can back this comment up also.

Dave - 'Hi Mike'

Mike - 'Oooh havent you lost weight, all round your face (touch's chin) and especially that nice tight pert arse of yours!(quick nip on Dave's harris)'

Franco - QUICK DAVE SCARPER!!!
Old 24-04-2006, 11:46 AM
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poor james
Old 24-04-2006, 12:02 PM
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You know what would of been the funnest thing that day???





If i never remembered that i had nicked Dave's keys out of his car!
Old 24-04-2006, 12:04 PM
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C*NT!

fooking knew as soon as I realised they were missing...






still didnt stop me crapping my pants thinking the missus would have to drive up with the spares!
Old 24-04-2006, 12:05 PM
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pmsl
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Silly bollocks goes for a piss while his keys are in the car...........AND ITS RUNNING!!!!

Ps Ripley made me do it!
Old 24-04-2006, 12:11 PM
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yeah yeah
Old 24-04-2006, 01:01 PM
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So how much of your Hit List did you complete you two?
Old 24-04-2006, 01:03 PM
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Not much, the weather was pants!! if it was nice & hot............
Old 24-04-2006, 02:34 PM
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Oi Web-feet, you're just jealous I didn't feel your muscles .
Old 24-04-2006, 02:47 PM
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plus, Mike SO would have cried like a little baby if we had soaked you!

understandable though, not as if it was hot and sunny like the day before


had it have been though Mike then ...
Old 24-04-2006, 03:11 PM
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Mike, you was lucky you didn't cop it in the eyeball's like I did from that C*nt Franco


It's been noted tho
Old 24-04-2006, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Mike, you was lucky you didn't cop it in the eyeball's like I did from that C*nt Franco


It's been noted tho


I still think you should have shot him with my gun, I fucking would have....


Old 24-04-2006, 03:30 PM
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that gun was hardcore!

didnt fooking realise the grenade launcher was REAL
Old 24-04-2006, 03:51 PM
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Why has no-one noticed the fact that I was admitting to feeling up Dave's muscles when I was squeezing his chops - that's why his face is so skinny - all the excercise his gob gets from all the bollocks he talks .
Old 24-04-2006, 03:53 PM
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Mike you're such a c*nt
Old 24-04-2006, 04:07 PM
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Old 24-04-2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Why has no-one noticed the fact that I was admitting to feeling up Dave's muscles when I was squeezing his chops - that's why his face is so skinny - all the excercise his gob gets from all the bollocks he talks .
to quote American Pie 2

"He's touching the muscles, he's touching the muscles"
Old 24-04-2006, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
No Mike, If i remember rightly.. you were deffo in line for a soaked botty!

but one of the people you were speaking to flinched.. and alerted you!




so I let you off.. seeing as earlier you showed that you did actually fancy me after all by trying to touch my face in public
One of the people Dave

Would have been funny though


Mike
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