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Extracted straight from one of my client's witness statements. I know I shouldnt have (client confidentiality and all that) but the comedy value was imense:
When the accident happened I was a month away from getting married. We had a date set for ******. This date was important to both of us not just because it was to be our wedding day. But it was the day Elvis died and as he was one of our heroes we had decided to get married on this day as a token of our esteem for him.
However due to the accident I could not face the marriage looking as I did. I was very self conscious of the state of my face. I had totally lost all my self esteem, and I did not want people seeing my in this state so we cancelled the wedding.
How the fuck could he have any self esteem to start with, getting married to pay homage to Elvis
When the accident happened I was a month away from getting married. We had a date set for ******. This date was important to both of us not just because it was to be our wedding day. But it was the day Elvis died and as he was one of our heroes we had decided to get married on this day as a token of our esteem for him.
However due to the accident I could not face the marriage looking as I did. I was very self conscious of the state of my face. I had totally lost all my self esteem, and I did not want people seeing my in this state so we cancelled the wedding.
How the fuck could he have any self esteem to start with, getting married to pay homage to Elvis
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elvis is the next best person to idolise after a marvel superhero ![Top](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/smile011.gif)
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *
so what is your job pikey?
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fuckin things people say to get money
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I do claims mate, had an accident, call us............... and all that bollocks that you see on channel 5 during the day when you phone in work sick for a laugh.
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *
got free legal cover
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Each insurance company has a number of solicitors firms on their "panel" They are usually some washed up, out of town practice where the partners charge out at Ł70.00 per hour. They try to take on the might of insurers such as Zurich and Norwich union and just get battered down on the client's damages award, usually under-settling the claim just so they can get paid on it.
We, however, charge out at appx Ł130 per hour and if they wont make a decent offer we will issue proceedings straight away and rip then thru the courts
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Not shy about getting nasty with them either. They usually bottle it.
Norwich union wont insure me because of the firm I work for
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lol gwaaahn my solicitors are clark wilmot clark glad i went with carole nash they seem to be professional enouh mate no toss to be argued as other party and insurance admitted 100% liabilty so thier jobs pretty easy really branch manager now dealin with mine must be good wants to hurry the fuck up be 3 yrs in jan and surgery on knee still to be done gonna be off some time yet just had brainscans and am haveing pyscotherapy for shock damage poss head injury, is thier a certain time they have to have it in court for matey? thanx for the info
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tradex are insurers am claiming against herd o them?
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tradex are insurers am claiming against herd o them?
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Limitation is 3 years from the date of the accident mate.
They may have already issued a claim form with the court and asked for a stay on the same whilst they wait for medical evidence. They should have sent you some Particulars of Claim to agree and sign. I am sure they will sort it mate. And even if they dont and they miss limitation and it gets thrown out by a judge....................
You can sue them for proffessional negligence
I'd give them a call and get a quick update mate.
They may have already issued a claim form with the court and asked for a stay on the same whilst they wait for medical evidence. They should have sent you some Particulars of Claim to agree and sign. I am sure they will sort it mate. And even if they dont and they miss limitation and it gets thrown out by a judge....................
You can sue them for proffessional negligence
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I'd give them a call and get a quick update mate.
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No probs matey, just gimmie a shout if you want anymore advice
Oh, by the way, your momma is a fucking twin-tusked, leatherskinned fogbeast!! I think if you remember our chat I mentioned something about blue rinsed council cum-dumps just turning up at my house, un-invited. Tell her to go to a health farm and have em niptuck her mingelips up under her chin, tie her kneehanging tits round her waist and sculpt her with P38 bodyfiller til she looks halfway decent then she can come back.
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Oh, by the way, your momma is a fucking twin-tusked, leatherskinned fogbeast!! I think if you remember our chat I mentioned something about blue rinsed council cum-dumps just turning up at my house, un-invited. Tell her to go to a health farm and have em niptuck her mingelips up under her chin, tie her kneehanging tits round her waist and sculpt her with P38 bodyfiller til she looks halfway decent then she can come back.
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