SIJ

ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW - Bavarian Money Waster

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony

FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily; (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA - Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

JEEP - Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly

KIA - Korea's Incompetence Amazing

LOTUS- lots of trouble usually serious

MAZDA - Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually

MITSUBISHI - Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

LAND ROVER - Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road

PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Snobs Can Have +Em

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Autos Always Breakdown

SATURN - Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

VW - Virtually Worthless

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Dan

Benn 304R

Love the ford backwards one and the land rover one also

RA052824

Merc - drivers are normally arogant tossers that think they own the road and need teaching a lesson!!!

Please note, i used the word ''normally'' !!

jaimesdna

iTrader: (3)

so true

dave cos4x4

iTrader: (5)

Dan

Not 'quite' the same context fella! lol But i've got an e-mail somewhere about all BMW's being called in for repair for broken indicators! ......

GazzaG

Benni

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