Leeds fans at Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f**k one another
The Norwich Family
der der der der clap clap etc

Leicester-fans greets Arsenal’s french army welcome:

Who let the frogs out!!!
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let the frogs out!!!
Who! Who! Who! Who!

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being
convicted for, well, you know…(to the Manic Street Preachers song) “If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next”

(to the tune of Craig David’s “Rewind”)
“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER”

 

fpmsl @ the Norwich Family

 

Minters!!!!

I remember when we took the piss out of Lee "im a fuckin ginger twat who kills people,.and trys to get away with it" Huges played for the SHIT,cause his Mrs was a lap dancer..we used to sing

"Ohhhhhhhh Lee Hughes is a wanker,
He is a fuckin twat,
His missis is a dirty whore,
with 14inch piss flaps.

She dances round on tables,
With tits and ass on show,
And if you wanna fuck her,
Its 50p a go..

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


PMSL!!!!!

They were the good old days in the south bank...


Pete..

 

That Norwich one is superb!

That's a good comeback to "On the Ball City!"

 

any team against Burnley

"Your mum's your dad
Your dad's your mum
you're interbred
you Burnley scum"

 

“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER”

 

Quality

I remember being at a Chester - Shrewsbury match once (dont ask why - im a Wrexham girl ) and the chants just turned to "We hate Wrexham, We hate Wrexham" >> "No, we hate Wrexham more than you" and so on...

 

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f**k one another
The WATFORD Family
der der der der clap clap etc

its what Luton sing about watford scum..

also, theres a good one about hiv, elton john, and not being able to get rid off of... evil, but hate watford

 

your going home in a derby ambulance

 

and been to Shrewsbury a few times, the are u wrexham in disguise is a classic

 

Ahh one day they'll realise that we're far better than them

 

i went to a wolves fan,he asked me my name,i gave my reply with a bicycle chain,and up in the high court,the judge said to me you must be a fan of the walsall fc

 

some chelsea ones

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My old man said be a Tottenham fan,
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt.
We'll take the North stand in half a minute,
We'll take the South End and all that's in it.
With hatchets and hammers,
Carving knives and spanners
We'll show them Tottenham bastards what to do
You'll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it,
And you're not wearing the blue

i got loads lol

 

Fookin hell the banter between us and you lot has been GREAT over the years!!!

Been too clatterd to remember half of them,but the year the ball "hopped" over Jimmy Walker after about a minuete and Gorge Ndah tappedit in,was a CRACKING game for banter!!!!

Where in Walsall you live mate???

Pete..

 

The chants about the Munich air disaster are well below the line for me.

 

from brownhills matey,but in walsall now as at gals house

 

steveee bulls a tatta,he wears a tatters hat,he plays for wolverhampton and he is a fookin twat

 

Good ol' leeds fans

 

yeh but funny

 

bit harsh, even from Man Utd's number 1 hater

 

 

Sorry Rob, not for me.

It sits alongside the monkey chants/racism in the "stuff that should never be in football".

 

I was at birmingham versus leyton orient a few years ago in the autowindscreen semi final, sat in the orient side of the stand.

The birmingham fans all started singing

"your shit and you know you are"

The leyton fans replied with

"we're shit and we know we are"


That was a touch of class i thought

 

Anyone here know the Business?

Some proper footballsongs by them such as 'Handball' and 'Euro96'

I'll try and post some lyrics tomorrow!

About the worldcup against Argentina in Mexico:

"2 to 1, the final score but who won the Falklands war?!"

PMSL!

 

"john" on here i had to try hard to stop him singing about "world wars and 1 world cup" when he was pissed in germany

 

i know what ya mean.. but i think its more in the cat of victoria beckham song "does she take it up the Arse"

AJ im sure u got plenty of chelsea hating ones to. ive heard plenty of Matthew Harding helicopter crash ones

 

Latest one at luton is.....

Not sure what the tune is called but tis the same as "top of the league, having a laugh etc"

"I said to my wife the other night......
The Arsenal have turned to shite.......
She said to me we've got Terry Henry.......
I said i dont give a fcuk we've got showumni........
DA DE DA DA DE DA.......etc"

Showumni is our leggy stricker who we signed from sunday league football

 

Defo, it's not even funny

 

Used to love a few Millwall ones!

(At Sheffield Wednesdays)

"We hate Tuesday! We hate Tuesday!"

(At Chelsea)

"Blue is the colour, football is the game, poor old Mathew Harding wish he got the train"

(To Stan Collymore)

COOOOLLLLYMORE IS WANKAH! IS WANKAH!

(To Bruce Grobolar)

"He's Bald! He's Bent! All his bungs are spent Grobolar! Grobolar!"



Used to love millwall! Aint been for years!

 

Love the bruce grobelor one

 

I remember there was this old boy who used to be down there. Mustve been 80 odd.

Anyone one game the poor old boy stood up and shouted some abuse at the ref! The whole stand applauded him then someone started going:

"Grandad, give us a song! Grandad grandad give us a song!"

Then it spread around the ground! And the old boy took a bow! Was a mental experiance.

Sadly I read in the local paper that the poor old boy passed away a few years ago

 

one for the scousers




He's big, he's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch!

 

please tell me how the fuck you find that funny ?

 

Some people have a warped sense of humour.

 

And people wonder why there is is still hooliganism at matches

That Munich chant is well out of order and cannot even be construed as remotely funny!!

A good one sung for Chelsea which applies to all the glory hunter fans who have jumped on the bandwagon of their success.

Where were you when they were shit?
Where were you, where were you?
Where were you when they were shit?

Not even the Liverpool fans sing the Munich chant, even when some of the Manc scum sing about Heysel and Hillsboro.

 

agree with pon, chants about munich, hillsboro, racism etc are well out of order...

but the rest are funny, esp the first ones

 

I personally don't like the game of soccer and don't claim to know anything about it, as a rugby fan I think soccer is played by a bunch of overpaid pansies

However, I think the chants are fucking awesome and the fans are bloody funny. I remember being at a QPR game last year, in the 3rd quarter of the game there was a contender trying to complete an out of bounds throw and the Hoops fans started shouting at him "WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?"

He looked over his shoulder, shrugged and pointed at the name written on the back of his shirt

That made me chuckle.

I went to see Team England play once as well against Holland and their fans are mucking futs Full brass band and they're singing Cliff Richard Songs

 

there is allways one that away fans sing at Newcastle

"where`s your famous atmosphere, where`s your famous atmosphere"

and when they have finished the Toon Army let it go
and its so good the hear 52,000 geordies sing the blaydon races

 

One sung by Liverpool fans when playing Everton.

In for a week out for a month
Duncan Ferguson is like a tampon

 

You want to sit with the Barmy Army and watch a really competitive cricket game - the chants are seriously funny!

Go to Lords on a busy day, and you'll get a full rubbsih throwing wave go round, until yuo get t the MCC (old duffers) stand, and then everyone just boos when they don't join in