Daverom

Tranmere v BARNSLEY boxing day last year.

Barnsley fans sang

Feed the scouser's
Let them know its christmas time



It tickled me anyhow.

Mr Brannen

[quote="andyt"]there is allways one that away fans sing at Newcastle

"where`s your famous atmosphere, where`s your famous atmosphere"

and when they have finished the Toon Army let it go
and its so good the hear 52,000 geordies sing the blaydon races [/quote


Too fuckin right it is mate, you been to many matches at St James.
Sends a shiiver down ya spine when theyre all going mental.

Smiggy

Some of my favourites that I've heard at Fir Park Motherwell.


Sung to Celtic Supporters cos they're bogin

Soap dodgin' bastards
You're only soap dodgin' bastards
Soap dodgin' bastards
You're only soap dodgin' bastards


Sung to celtic supporters after coach at Celtic Boys Club was found to be tampering with the young boys

Wee boys
You only shag wee boys
You only shag wee boys
You only shag wee boys

Celtic boys club Celtic boys club they shagged all the boys
They shagged all the boys they shagged all the boys
Celtic boys club Celtic boys club they shagged all the boys


Sung to celtic, again cos they're bogin and lowlife

In your Glasgow slums
In your Glasgow slums
You rake in your buckets for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Glasgow slums
In your Glasgow slums
Your mum's on the game and
Your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cause you're so fucking thick
In your Glasgow slums


My favourite Motherwell Song

Well i've been a muff diver for many a year
I've spent all my money on muff divin' gear
From goggles to flippers and oxygen tank
If I cant have a muff dive i'll just have a wank
And its Motherwell, Motherwell FC
It's by far the greatest team the world has ever seen


Also follow Scotland Home and Away and I've heard some Belters but favourite was in Milan earlier this year.

Deep Fry Your Pizza
We're gonna Deep Fry your Pizza
Deeeeep fry your Pizza, we're gonna deep fry your pizza.


SMG

andyt

iTrader: (1)

[quote="Mr Brannen"]been too a few mate but when i was in the Army it was a bit hard my first game was against the Mackems when Bellamy scored in the first2 min had`nt even got to my seat and the place errupted (fuck me) it was unbelivably

and your right sends a shiver down my spine aswell


BIG UP the TOON ARMY

Anonymous

i just dont let things get to me. its not just chelsea fans that sing it. ive heard it at other grounds. there worse songs out there that a "small" group so call supporters sing if their classed as supporters, and ur find them at any ground.

Cossie Helen

iTrader: (1)

[quote="Mr Brannen"]
I love St James Park, match i went to was mental atmosphere !

Redkop

We're still waiting for you to explain why they you find them funny! You think chants about tragedies with the loss of many lives are 'funny' and then come up with 'you don't let things get to you??? WTF

Anonymous

because i do. its as simple as that. im sure you laugh at jokes more than likely at sick ones thats not to everyones taste

SimonT

Diamonds I wasnt having a dig mate. My sense of humour is pretty fucked by most peoples standards!

I just saying that what one person might laugh at another might be offended.

such is life.

Anonymous

its ok dude i know what ya mean. yeh i agree with ya on that what one person might laugh at another might be offended. same with anything jokes chants whatever. im sure most people on here have done the damnbusters song at an england game or against a german team. harsh but to me funny. if ya aint ya lying ive seen ya in the crowds people

when ya a footie match you get caught up in it if ya passionate about football that you go to 90% of games be it ya country or local club. its just such a awesome feeling for 90 mins + extra time if ya a manc supporter

DanS

We played Crewe on tuesday night (and won 4:1 getin there!!! )

i recon only 100 crewe fans turned up

Cue..... Come on a skateboard, you should have come on a skateboard

RichardPON

It's different.

References to the war are so used because it was a battle fought between two opposing and rival countries, where both stood a chance of victory, and we came out with what I suppose could be termed "the bragging rights".

The death of a team of football players in a horrific accident is most certainly not the same thing.

Just because a small minority find it amusing does not make it right. I understand that football supporters aren't the most sensitive bunch a times, but even I would give credit to some of them to understand that you don't taunt and tease where there is real painful substance.

Shouting out that Arsene Wenger is a child molester is funny, because it's blatanly unture, and frankly absurd - because there is no substance, it's therefore ridiculous, and funny as a result.

The needless suffering of others is most certainly not a topic for terrace enetrtainment, and needs to be removed from the game.

Paddy

So I've heard

But I'd rather chew my bollocks off than sit through a game of cricket

RichardPON

People say that, but until you've been........

It's all about the beer, and the atmosphere!

Come along next time, as I'll bring a dog to chew ya bollocks off for ya

SimonT

I'd agree to that RichardPON.

Now I have to be very very careful to how I word this next bit. Football violence as a whole is at the lowest its ever been. Instead of being a war with fists its now a war of words.

A lot of people like to try and provoke a reaction at football out of others by what they say.

Surely some banter, all be it in very bad taste and possibly offensive, is a lot better than people bashing severn skittles of shit out of each other outside the ground?

That theory sort of went out the window at the Millwall v Liverpool match where a chant about Hillsborugh started a riot in the ground!

Paddy

As long as no-one makes me actually watch the game, the future of my family name is safe

I was dragged to cricket matches when I was a nipper as my uncle was an umpire and my grandad was fanatical about it, he used to watch it on tv with the sound turned down and the coverage radio on instead

But he used to play 4 way scrabble on his own, so what did he know

jumpin jack crash

Edited by webteam (Adrian)

THERE LEEDS AND MAN CITY CHANTS, NOT CHELSKI

rs shawn

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE REMOVE THOSE SICK POSTS ABOUT THE MUNICH DISASTER. THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of the other ones are funny, as they are absurd, but this is in very bad taste to laugh at the death of people !!

Anonymous

im not removing them. fair enough if a mod does thats there decision. ive put a warning above my post to warn others. but like i said in my pm this website is good for people to express themselves and see what others views are. fair play to Rich, Simon, etc for saying what they think of something that i said ive heard for yrs at football grounds. it aint very nice no, but its a chant ive heard. ive heard worse. ive heard things as any football ground chucked right back at the team that said the chant.

jumpin jack crash

to be honest this is what happens at football matches, there songs to piss off the opposing fans, yeh some are a bit sick but this is a football chant post and this is what happens at football matches. every team has them. whats everyone spose to do?

lie about what there teams chant about?

i think u can safely say that if no one sung these chants at games then all u would get is both sets of fans going "you only sing when your winning" or some tosh like that.

its a fact of life that these songs are sung at games.

SimonT

Too many doogooders in this world.

rs shawn

But we're not at a football match & that kind of post is not acceptable on a public forum !

I'm not getting on some high horse, but I find that wrong & very inappropriate to post that on here.
I'm sure I'll not be the only one later when most people come on the net and see it.

So many football songs that could have been chosen, and probably THE most offensive one gets posted up !

RichardPON

Don't remove them - it's not necessary.

It's only quoting what is said, and it's in context, so fair enough.

Would rather leave them here, and be able to discuss this like adults than censor people's opinions.

SimonT

OK what about this.

When I was at Millwall someone told a joke:

"Whats the difference between Aryton Senna and Ryan Giggs? Giggs can take corners!"

Now Senna was a hero of mine and this was told down Millwall the Tuesday night after his death. I laughed and so did a lot of others.

Now is that bad taste etc?

SimonT

Its public. You got the choice not to read it. There is banter at football matchs. Some funny, some very dark. You can see the topic title and you made the choice to click and read.

jumpin jack crash

no not at all but i think if u dont like it then u shouldnt click into the post anymore

simple as, job done!!!

by the way have u ever been to a football match?

Anonymous

theres jokes and songs made up about anything weather it be good bad or sick. you cant go around in life with ya eyes closed and ya ears shut to them then. i was just showing what chants ive heard over the years

rs shawn

SimonT That is NOT banter

jumpin jack crash Of course I've been to football matches! Doesn't mean i have to put up with a post like that on here

Redkop

Yes the chants do go on at all grounds, from Premiership downwards, I've heard some pretty sick ones over the years, but it's incomprehensible that someone admits to finding them funny especially on a busy bulletin board. Are you a member of Combat 18 or something?

Anonymous

oh yeh that makes me a member dont it

jumpin jack crash

so when the chanting gets a bit offensive at a game do u ask the ref to stop the game cos u dont like what ur hearing???

and as for puttin up with a post like this on here, its simple DONT LOOK IN THE POST!!!

its not hard to do, theres hundreds of others to look in

RichardPON

It is a little strange to find them amusing though Rob?

Or do you just find them amusing because others do?

SimonT

To lighten the mood slightly....

"Is your tractor parked outside! Is your tractor parked outside!"

One of my all time favorites that!



I cant remember who has the nickname "the railway men" but another was:

"Is your locomotive parked outside!" Had me in stiches!!!

Anonymous

we all laugh at a sick joke. if people say they dont then there lying. we've all done it. this is just a song version really. IMHO yeh i think its a funny chant. bit sick but funny. thats just my view. and i totally accept others view.

if someone posts a george best joke ....which ive seen already and tbh it looks like he aint gonna last the night. will everyone be pissed off at the joke or actually snigger. again bit sick but funny. its life

Paddy

I don't think Diamonds was posting that in any other way than a record of whats chanted at soccer matches.

The same freedoms that give you the right to say that you don't like it, are afforded to him to post it up within a topic for discussion [as long as it's not racist, deffamatory or anything about me being fat].

If he'd made a seperate post that was aimed at attacking a particular club/group of "fans" or whatever, I don't think anyone would be in any doubt that it has no place here, BUT it's posted on a thread about soccer chants.

You have the right to post your opinons and this is mine:

Soccer is a homosexual religion, where men come together in a stadium or pub to be tightly packed next to each other, watching other men in shorts run around getting sweaty. It is a topic of conversation for people that have no greater brain power than to memorise a load of mens names and become opinionated on a subject that is of no real consequence to anyone except themselves. It is an excuse for people to become part of a group, because we are naturally pack/tribal mammals and it's ridiculous to pretend it's anything more than that.

So in conclusion, soccer is and you all love the c*ck

jumpin jack crash

heres another for the chelski fans courtesy of leeds united

when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be
should i be chelsea should i be leeds
heres what she said to me

wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the chelsea scum
shoot the chelsea scum

we hate chelse, we hate chelsea........

Anonymous

PMSL @ Paddy but i agree with him.

JJC now that can be classed as dodgy too, guns etc

jumpin jack crash

oh sorry mate, hope u aint offended???

Anonymous

tonyk

Quite a few chants from over here:

Local team song sang to cross town rivals,

you look in your dustbins for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your windsor park slums.

Hatchets and hammers,
stanley knives and spanners,
we showed the bastards how to fight,
if you cant beat a blue man in half a minute,
then your not a glentoran fan.

Northern Ireland classics sung against England recently;

We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
but its all the same to me, Ulster.

Are you scotland in disguise!!!

Think the munich jokes a bit off but this is way things tend to be. You have to laugh at the twats in there stone island gear that think they are nuts, mad football hooligans Bunch of wankers