Football Chants.. :cry:
24-11-2005, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by tonyk
Quite a few chants from over here:
Local team song sang to cross town rivals,
you look in your dustbins for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your windsor park slums.
Hatchets and hammers,
stanley knives and spanners,
we showed the bastards how to fight,
if you cant beat a blue man in half a minute,
then your not a glentoran fan.
Northern Ireland classics sung against England recently;
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
but its all the same to me, Ulster.
Are you scotland in disguise!!!
Think the munich jokes a bit off but this is way things tend to be. You have to laugh at the twats in there stone island gear that think they are nuts, mad football hooligans
Bunch of wankers
Local team song sang to cross town rivals,
you look in your dustbins for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your windsor park slums.
Hatchets and hammers,
stanley knives and spanners,
we showed the bastards how to fight,
if you cant beat a blue man in half a minute,
then your not a glentoran fan.
Northern Ireland classics sung against England recently;
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
but its all the same to me, Ulster.
Are you scotland in disguise!!!
Think the munich jokes a bit off but this is way things tend to be. You have to laugh at the twats in there stone island gear that think they are nuts, mad football hooligans
Bunch of wankersdirty linfield bastids
24-11-2005, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
Originally Posted by tonyk
Quite a few chants from over here:
Local team song sang to cross town rivals,
you look in your dustbins for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your windsor park slums.
Hatchets and hammers,
stanley knives and spanners,
we showed the bastards how to fight,
if you cant beat a blue man in half a minute,
then your not a glentoran fan.
Northern Ireland classics sung against England recently;
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
but its all the same to me, Ulster.
Are you scotland in disguise!!!
Think the munich jokes a bit off but this is way things tend to be. You have to laugh at the twats in there stone island gear that think they are nuts, mad football hooligans Bunch of wankers
Local team song sang to cross town rivals,
you look in your dustbins for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your windsor park slums.
Hatchets and hammers,
stanley knives and spanners,
we showed the bastards how to fight,
if you cant beat a blue man in half a minute,
then your not a glentoran fan.
Northern Ireland classics sung against England recently;
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
We are not brazil we are nothern ireland,
but its all the same to me, Ulster.
Are you scotland in disguise!!!
Think the munich jokes a bit off but this is way things tend to be. You have to laugh at the twats in there stone island gear that think they are nuts, mad football hooligans
Bunch of wankersdirty linfield bastids
24-11-2005, 03:34 PM
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I have, under request, removed any chants related to the Munich air disaster.
Sorry if this has upset anyone in anyway.
I have a sense of humour as much as the the next person, hell I started the post with a chant from Leeds about the team I support!
Sorry if this has upset anyone in anyway.
I have a sense of humour as much as the the next person, hell I started the post with a chant from Leeds about the team I support!
24-11-2005, 04:05 PM
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If the munich ones havebeen removed, why have the Matthew Harding ones not?? You could go on forever......
I could put several hundred Celtic ones about the Huns, but it'd only cause aggro lol. No better atmosphere then an Ol Firm game at Parkhead!!
I could put several hundred Celtic ones about the Huns, but it'd only cause aggro lol. No better atmosphere then an Ol Firm game at Parkhead!!
24-11-2005, 04:23 PM
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The dambusters theme was a popular one at leeds...and "get to work you lazy twats" went down a storm at everton 
and then there's the "you'll never get a job..sign on sign on" version of you'll never walk alone..the scousers liked that one
and then there's the "you'll never get a job..sign on sign on" version of you'll never walk alone..the scousers liked that one
24-11-2005, 04:40 PM
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[quote="Mr Brannen"]
Fooking Love It
Originally Posted by andyt
there is allways one that away fans sing at Newcastle
"where`s your famous atmosphere, where`s your famous atmosphere"
and when they have finished the Toon Army let it go
and its so good the hear 52,000 geordies sing the blaydon races[/quote
Too fuckin right it is mate, you been to many matches at St James.
Sends a shiiver down ya spine when theyre all going mental.
"where`s your famous atmosphere, where`s your famous atmosphere"
and when they have finished the Toon Army let it go
and its so good the hear 52,000 geordies sing the blaydon races
[/quoteToo fuckin right it is mate, you been to many matches at St James.
Sends a shiiver down ya spine when theyre all going mental.
24-11-2005, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by diamonds
yeh i used to hear all the Matthew Harding jokes at me and others.. but i can take a joke! his favourite player was chopper harris
not heard that one for years!!!!!!
classic!!!
Now I want it removed Its bad taste!
24-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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Too many doo-gooders and politically corrent people out there.
Apparently when the helecopter was going down the pilot shouted:
"WHERE GOING DOWN!"
hardin goes "Dont be silly its just a cup game!"
Apparently when the helecopter was going down the pilot shouted:
"WHERE GOING DOWN!"
hardin goes "Dont be silly its just a cup game!"
24-11-2005, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
some spat their dummy out, i wonder who???
Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
adrian i want that removed immedietly
Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
a song that should have been said to a certain member on this thread a while ago
sit down shut up sit down shut up
sit down shut up sit down shut up
GET A FOOKING LIFE FFS ! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A DOO-GOODER NEITHER !
YOU'VE NOT EVEN CONSIDERED THE REASON WHY I WANTED IT REMOVING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
AND BEFORE YOU START, I PM'D DIAMONDS BEFORE ASKING ADMIN TO EDIT IT.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN POSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, NEVER MIND GOT THIS FAR.
24-11-2005, 05:23 PM
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Quality thread, At the end of the day football's always been a working class game and mainly followed by a working class crowd, these chants are mild compared to what I and the majority of football supporters hear at work if you cant take it dont dish it out, I also think its kind of a british trait to instantly make up "sick" jokes when something happens, recent proof are the ones about george best and gary glitter, pakistani earthquake, tsunami even going back to all those imigrants who drowned cockle picking they were some of the funniest jokes I've ever read, i was in tears, and where did i read those jokes? oh yeah on here, a public forum 
All those arent really laughing matters but the jokes make people laugh 
if you cant take it dont dish it out, I also think its kind of a british trait to instantly make up "sick" jokes when something happens, recent proof are the ones about george best and gary glitter, pakistani earthquake, tsunami even going back to all those imigrants who drowned cockle picking they were some of the funniest jokes I've ever read, i was in tears, and where did i read those jokes? oh yeah on here, a public forum All those arent really laughing matters but the jokes make people laugh
24-11-2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SimonT
Too many doo-gooders and politically corrent people out there.
I detest Man U with a vengeance but I wouldn't sink so low as to say they're 'funny' and do
's at the chant about Munich, it's plain sick.
Originally Posted by RichPON
Or do you just find them amusing because others do?
24-11-2005, 05:45 PM
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these chants are not made at anyone personally but there what is sung at football matches, its a song about the club itself not just one particular player.
shouldnt we tell the truth about things that go on in life
and rs shawn youve quoted my comments above but where did i once mention your name???
think everyone needs to chill out and remember its only the internet
shouldnt we tell the truth about things that go on in life
and rs shawn youve quoted my comments above but where did i once mention your name???
think everyone needs to chill out and remember its only the internet
24-11-2005, 05:57 PM
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You're all f*cking gay.
That's a chant I made up on my own about Soccer fans. You can sing whatever tune you like, it has the same effect.
I am currently singing it to the Weathergirls "Raining Men"
"You're all gay, Hallelujah,
F*cking Gay, Wo wo wo wo yeah.
Godbless all your mothers,
They should have stayed single women too
All you gayer soccer fans go outside and get yourselves,
absolutely soaking wet."
Bet you're all singing that now.
That's a chant I made up on my own about Soccer fans. You can sing whatever tune you like, it has the same effect.
I am currently singing it to the Weathergirls "Raining Men"
"You're all gay, Hallelujah,
F*cking Gay, Wo wo wo wo yeah.
Godbless all your mothers,
They should have stayed single women too
All you gayer soccer fans go outside and get yourselves,
absolutely soaking wet."
Bet you're all singing that now.
24-11-2005, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by rs shawn
Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
some spat their dummy out, i wonder who???
Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
adrian i want that removed immedietly
Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
a song that should have been said to a certain member on this thread a while ago
sit down shut up sit down shut up
sit down shut up sit down shut up
GET A FOOKING LIFE FFS ! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A DOO-GOODER NEITHER !
YOU'VE NOT EVEN CONSIDERED THE REASON WHY I WANTED IT REMOVING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
AND BEFORE YOU START, I PM'D DIAMONDS BEFORE ASKING ADMIN TO EDIT IT.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN POSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, NEVER MIND GOT THIS FAR.
Did someone drop these
Jesus peeps does it always have to turn into a bitch fight, read them or don't read them it is at your OWN descretion.
24-11-2005, 06:20 PM
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Up in Scotland a few years back Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed as being mildly schizophrenic. Dundee fans were heard to sing...
Two Andy Gorams,
There's only two Andy Gorams
At the recent Norwich v Chelsea game, Blues fans sang 'We've got Abramovich... You've got a crazy bitch' The Norwich fans's response, as quick as a flash, was...
We've got a super cook,
You've got a Russian crook
During a game between Liverpool and Sheffield Wednesday, Liverpool were winning 1-0, but the game was a little tense, with Liverpool being pegged back in their own half. This gave the Sheffield Wednesday fans a little confidence, and the fans started singing “C’mon Wednesday, c’mon Wednesday” to which Liverpool fans started singing back...
Why – Is it Giro day?
Oh why is it Giro day?
Everton were playing Swindon Town and were beating them 6-2 - the Everton fans were singing "Going down, going down, going down..." The Swindon fans instantly sang back...
So are we,
So are we,
So are we
Cardiff City when all the police enter the ground in force.
the bill its just like watching the bill, it just like watching the bill its just like watching the bill.
(to the tune of “Summer Holiday”)
“We’re all going on a Conference holiday,
Beating teams we always wanted to,
Fun and laughter on our conference holiday,
For a year not twooooo,
For a year not two.
Two Andy Gorams,
There's only two Andy Gorams
At the recent Norwich v Chelsea game, Blues fans sang 'We've got Abramovich... You've got a crazy bitch' The Norwich fans's response, as quick as a flash, was...
We've got a super cook,
You've got a Russian crook
During a game between Liverpool and Sheffield Wednesday, Liverpool were winning 1-0, but the game was a little tense, with Liverpool being pegged back in their own half. This gave the Sheffield Wednesday fans a little confidence, and the fans started singing “C’mon Wednesday, c’mon Wednesday” to which Liverpool fans started singing back...
Why – Is it Giro day?
Oh why is it Giro day?
Everton were playing Swindon Town and were beating them 6-2 - the Everton fans were singing "Going down, going down, going down..." The Swindon fans instantly sang back...
So are we,
So are we,
So are we
Cardiff City when all the police enter the ground in force.
the bill its just like watching the bill, it just like watching the bill its just like watching the bill.
(to the tune of “Summer Holiday”)
“We’re all going on a Conference holiday,
Beating teams we always wanted to,
Fun and laughter on our conference holiday,
For a year not twooooo,
For a year not two.
24-11-2005, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
The chants about the Munich air disaster are well below the line for me.
But it infuriates me that the Dirty Reds will sing about Heysel and Hillsboro, and i have heard it 1st hand
24-11-2005, 07:45 PM
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Carlisle fans down at Halifax
"your suppose to be at home, your suppose to be at home"
3000 fans total at that game and Carlisle took 2300 of them
and before you start it was last year when Carlisle were in the conferance and still av 5500 at a home game
"your suppose to be at home, your suppose to be at home"
3000 fans total at that game and Carlisle took 2300 of them
and before you start it was last year when Carlisle were in the conferance and still av 5500 at a home game
24-11-2005, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by andyt
Carlisle fans down at Halifax
"your suppose to be at home, your suppose to be at home"
3000 fans total at that game and Carlisle took 2300 of them
and before you start it was last year when Carlisle were in the conferance and still av 5500 at a home game
"your suppose to be at home, your suppose to be at home"
3000 fans total at that game and Carlisle took 2300 of them
and before you start it was last year when Carlisle were in the conferance and still av 5500 at a home game
]I went and saw them at the LDV trophy against Bristol and a game at Farnbrough town and I couldn;t BELIEVE how many came to the games
24-11-2005, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by diamonds
love football matches. i like going to our local club Hayes or Yeading but cant beat a day at Stamford Bridge
SO far in the closet you're in Narnia
24-11-2005, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Originally Posted by diamonds
love football matches. i like going to our local club Hayes or Yeading but cant beat a day at Stamford Bridge
SO far in the closet you're in Narnia
u have to cum with us.... i mean come
26-11-2005, 01:49 AM
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alan shearer's illegitimate,
he has got no birth certificate.
he's got aids and cant get rid of it,
dirty black and white bastard.
kieron dyer shags his mother,
and his sister and his brother,
all the dyers shag each other
dirty black and white bastards.
theres only one bobby robson
one bobby robson,
with his pension book and his zimmer frame,
bobby robson's pissed himself again.
my garden shed
(my garden shed)
is bigger than this
(is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger than this.
shit ground no fans
shit ground no fans
shit ground no fans
shit ground no fans
he has got no birth certificate.
he's got aids and cant get rid of it,
dirty black and white bastard.
kieron dyer shags his mother,
and his sister and his brother,
all the dyers shag each other
dirty black and white bastards.
theres only one bobby robson
one bobby robson,
with his pension book and his zimmer frame,
bobby robson's pissed himself again.
my garden shed
(my garden shed)
is bigger than this
(is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger than this.
shit ground no fans
shit ground no fans
shit ground no fans
shit ground no fans
26-11-2005, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jonnyboy
theres only one bobby robson
one bobby robson,
with his pension book and his zimmer frame,
bobby robson's pissed himself again.
one bobby robson,
with his pension book and his zimmer frame,
bobby robson's pissed himself again.