Latest one at luton is.....

Not sure what the tune is called but tis the same as "top of the league, having a laugh etc"

"I said to my wife the other night......
The Arsenal have turned to shite.......
She said to me we've got Terry Henry.......
I said i dont give a fcuk we've got showumni........
DA DE DA DA DE DA.......etc"

Showumni is our leggy stricker who we signed from sunday league football