the needle was pointing to seven on this clock ofiicer
thats the rev counter sir

 

what about excuses for my speeding offence I suggest you put another post up for me too

 

He's late for his appointment as a lookalike.

 

He's trying to get away from an ex.

 

His gigantuan porn collection was on fire at home.

 

do you realise who I am
the paparazzi are chasing me

 

The arse dyno was chattering and my false teeth were too officer and made it difficult to see the clock???

 

stars in there eyes

 

Er, but surely we are all missing the point here - he wasn't speeding was he?

 

Winner

 

Speeding in the opposite direction of turbosystems cause dick turpin is trying to have my pants down for work asked for but not done yet billed for.

 

the transmission was speeding first
i was half an inch behind it

 

I was testing my extra long prop officer lol

 

I was assessing the car officer like your chap did with that Vectra.

 

I was not speeding that is impossible officer my car never runs long enough.
I was rushing home incase it broke again.I though if i got home quickly I would get there before something broke.
The car is mint I was rushing home to take it all to pieces again as there has to be something wrong

 

 

My wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were trying to return her

 

oops - I meant gargantuan... I think lol

 

I was trying to catch dick turpin on his horse black bess as he robbed me on the high way but my prop is too long

 

He's road testing.

After all there's nothing to prove in a straight line

 

At the last services on motorway I was opening a milk carton, instructions said "tear along the dotted line"......I got confused.

 

fpmsl

 

@ Doug

 

Bang on mate