went there earlier to report my phone broken.....

she asked numerous questions, has it got wet, dropped, etc and then she said....

"Has the phone been used in other way apart being used just as a phone?"



"well, apart from me placing it in my girlfriends knickers and constantly calling it while on vibrate...............no, can't think of any"

 

That's nothing, DaveyBoy got asked that about the toilet in the last place he rented! lol.

 

Eh!? That's the ONLY use for those phones isn't it.

 

she saw how incredibly homo you look and was certain you must ram it up your ass keith

 

 

well, it does have rather a large ariel!!!

 

tis true! tried to accuse me of playing football with it so i'd buy them a new one needless to say, i didnt

 

 

crossover pipe sorted

 

Yeah, cheers mate!!! i still havn;t found a plug to sort the hoel out yet!!! damm shop has chnaged its opening hours!!!

will return it ASAP!!!

 

oh shut up....you love it!!!

 

just use your butt plug

 

Tried it.....the hole in the pipe is WAY too small!!!