Talks too there car or is it just me lol

What do yous say and why

My apprentice asked me the other day joking and i said i actually do, well i think i do or else u could say i talk to my self lol

 

Everytime i win a wee race with someone i do this

Give it a pat on the top of the dashboard and say

"thats my girl you smoked him, well done my dear"



Its true.

 

fookin weirdo

 

MMMMMmmmm lol

Ive patted the dash tooOOOO its true WHY OOHhhh WHY

 

i can't put what i say to my car on here ... there might be kids reading

 

Common spadge u must have done at some point , just tell us so we dont feel sooo bad

 

Rudey - 'Gow on ya fooker!'

 

as if talking to it wasnt enough..

the really bad thing is. your admitting to it publicly!!


only messin

 

Ok if it makes you feel better i do regulaly swear at my car! Never had a proper convo with it though so you are still a weirdo lol

 

I apolgise to it if i abuse it lol, and when i crashed it

 

Freak!!!





















Me too

 

Sorry I do too, but I barking mad anyway so it's to be expected

 

I was just about to post that if you said you didn't

Funny clips those

 

Usually swear at it just before/after spending money on it.

Always gets a pat when it gets to Donny or Combe and back again.

 

Anyone any pics of rudey cos he sounds a mental fooker in them clips.

 

I had a bit of a an arguement with a S2 earlier on and also gently graced the wing with a 4lb hammer when I lost

does that count as talking and patting it

 

"You stupid fucking cunting pile of shite............!!! Why the fuck are you not working now? It's 3 in the fucking morning and you've decided to stop working, what the fuck is wrong with you......... AARRRRGGGGGGHHHH"


Is normally what I say to my car

 

I kick f**** outa the works van when it struggles to get up hills but thats about as close as i get to talking to a vehicle

 

 

Talk to the car? Of course I do.

Jesus Wept, I talk to walls, cutlery, the television...