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Jul 13, 2005 | 10:44 AM

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Possibly a bit tasteless & I appologise to the french bu

...Following the recent bombings in London, President Chirac of France has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military

It made me laugh!

Jul 13, 2005 | 10:46 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 10:48 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 10:49 AM

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The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military

Classic stuff!!

Jul 13, 2005 | 10:51 AM

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careful tho, france have nukes, theyl get arsey and nuke bristol just to prove you wrong

Jul 13, 2005 | 10:52 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 10:52 AM

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That'll do about 15 quids worth of damage then

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Jul 13, 2005 | 10:52 AM

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Ah who would miss bristol anyway

Jul 13, 2005 | 10:55 AM

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Oi!

Bristol is a quality bird producing factory!

Got some absolute stunners here!

Jul 13, 2005 | 10:58 AM

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Bristol is a quality bird producing factory!

Got some absolute stunners here!

I'll agree to that!

Jul 13, 2005 | 11:02 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 11:12 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 11:14 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 11:25 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 11:28 AM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 11:29 AM

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If they did send nukes over then Lewis could catch them before they landed the lanky cooont

Jul 13, 2005 | 11:32 AM

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pmsl @ Dave fook am I catchin a nuke!

thats what u army boys get paid for!

Jul 13, 2005 | 11:43 AM

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excellent - isnt also true they hold the record for the smallest book of war heros

Jul 13, 2005 | 11:49 AM

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Well if it wasn't for the Americans intervening then we'd all be speaking German and their wouldn't be a world cup next year as the whole world would be Germany.

Jul 13, 2005 | 02:59 PM

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Bristol is a quality bird producing factory!

I heard this week end that it was also a quality factory for birds producing even before they were out of their nest.

Jul 13, 2005 | 03:00 PM

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Jul 13, 2005 | 03:02 PM

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Well if it wasn't for the Americans intervening then we'd all be speaking German and their wouldn't be a world cup next year as the whole world would be Germany.

well apart from the american bit.

Jul 13, 2005 | 03:03 PM

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Quote:

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Well if it wasn't for the Americans intervening then we'd all be speaking German and their wouldn't be a world cup next year as the whole world would be Germany.

Really sounds like you are massively bigging up the yanks and not our forces there.

The americans couldnt have stopped the germans without us and we couldnt have stopped them without the yanks, we did the vast majority of the legwork keeping them at bay for a long period of time, then the yanks popped along at the last minute and get all the praise for doing relatively little, cant quite get my head around that TBH.

Either way, thank god the nurburgring exists, thats the only bit of german history that interests me