On the way to work just now, jump on the dual carriage way, behind a Astra white van.......bloke just sits there, in the fast lane, on his mobile, doing 60 ish in a 70. I'm behind him......not too close but he's knows i'm there and won't fookin move. Come up to a round about, goes round and onto another dual carriage way........still in the fookin fast lane, on his mobile, and doing 60 again !!

So by this point, i'm a little pissed off so i floor it, up behind him, still doesn't move......so i do it again and he puts his brakes on, slowing right down and then hammers them on and comes to a complete stop.......all in the fast lane of the dual carriage way Then he gets out and starts shouting at me, waving his arms, and starts to come to my car. Now, this bloke wasn't small so i slam it into reverse and floor it around him and fly off so the fooker doesn't chase me.

I had no idea what he was saying as my windows were up and music on but .......rraaahhh WHY THE FOOK IS HE MOANING AT ME WHEN HE'S THE ONE BREAKING THE FOOKING LAW !!!!

 

what a fucking idiot on his phone aswell

 

Stupid people out there. I would have gotten the mag light out.

 

he was making a twat of himself as the people who are in the wrong normally do ... they cant see the fact they are in the wrong .. just undertake em next time i do it to cars all the sodding time ... nothing worse than being sat behing some twat driving like a muppet in the wrong lane

 

I had the same situation a while ago, but I managed to get around him eventually. He then sat on my arse really closely, so I slammed my foot on the break really hard, he then had to do the same and he lost control and went into a bush on the side of the road.

 

crazy fucker stopping on the dual carriage way! what a twat! Should have run him ova!

 

Poxy BMW drivers, think they own the outside lane

 

Stupidity *should* be painful

 

We're not all that bad i drive a transit 4 work But yeah what a tosser i would of got out

 

How do you even know i was driving me BMW ?

Anyway, that has nothing to do with it as the van driver is the one that thinks he owns the outside lane and at least when us BMW drivers are in it, were not going 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit

 

i like the idea about the mag light

 

There is a thread about an Astra van driver on scoobynet, must be their time of the month or something.

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=337803

 

Fooking annoys me. If he is part of a company they should give him a fooking hands free. See it so much round my way, some toffer with a phone in there hands oblivios to the world around em.

era;oihgare;jgaER GOD it makes me boil.

 

i so hate that, i dont know if im on my own but at times i wanna smash into them just to teach them a lesson

 

ROFPMSL

Hook, Line and Sinker

 

Adam, Andys just jealous cause bmw's are faster than the poxy st170

 

Maybe but i know which i would rather be driving as an everyday car and its not the gas guzzling BMW

 

maybe but given the choice between nice comfortable leather seats and not hard cloth ones, more room inside, driving the right wheels, more fun, proberbly more reliable and better built even though its 14yrs old, and now has some decent grip due to its new rims with 8" on the front and 10" on the rear , I know what I would rather have

As for fuel, didnt yours use more than mine on the way to EA?

 

chicken

 

2 yrs full warrenty, only 1 yr old, 17" wheels as std, 300mm discs as std, 170bhp as std, heatd front screen as std, climate control Air Con as std, 6 cd as std, ................ and so on and so on

pmsl only cos the focus has a tiny fuel tank it looked like it used more.

I filled it up from totaly empty to totaly full and only cost Ł32. What does your panzawagon cost then?

 

Ł55

air con uses fuel, any way i can put the windows down if im hot

 

what a prick stoppin in the fast lane.

good job u didnt hang about in there cos if someone else come up behind with some speed you would have a serious accident

 

Another reason why i didn't hang about

 

What a prat!

I hate to admit it but when people are crawling in the wrong lane I tend not to mess about. If it's clear (which it usually is when these knobbers insist on driving in the right hand lane) I just undertake. I know I shouldn't but I can't be bothered sitting behind them and it saves any confrontation. Had a prat in an Astra as I was approaching Hatfield tunnel after the Essex RSOC meet move into the right lane in front of me and stamp his brakes on when he saw me approaching at 100mph+ Why these people insist on doing stunts as stupid as these to prove a point is beyond me.

If somebody wants to go past me I let em' It's no skin off my nose and what the hell could I possibly gain by getting in their way and deliberately slowing them down?

 

lol, u shuld of got his regi and company he worked for and gave them pelters!!


pmsfl@ Garry slammin on the anchors n puttin someone in a bush

 

Adam
I do a lot of driving to get to work and back, and see pricks like this on the motorway everyday, and just dont bother any more, it aint worth getting stressed about, just undertake em and hoot em,

 

each car in the uk should be given rocketlaunchers as standard so we can blow fookin white van drivers out of the way...or coppers if we're bored

 

some angry n*bs out there, I always let van drivers out of side roads etc cause they have to spend more time in traffic which is a shitter and drive a poxy no frills van so another shitter and they are one of the only sort type of drivers to say thanks and look like they mean it. but he sounded like a tw*t, wouldn't have taken much to pull over.

Sounds like you did a good thing getting outta there, could have got really nasty really quick.

My biggest hate is when you let someone through a gap when you have right of way, only for them to drive past you like your dog sh*t .

A friend of mine wants to buy an old banger and take it out for one night, people who open the door into the road, take it off, people who challenge you on a gap when you have right of way, ram them, people who park like an arse, clip them etc

a bit mental I know, but would be fun, chances are it would be the only time the old bill are on form and he'd get knicked.

 

@ being on the fone

THAT GRIPS MY SHIT

had to be a vauxhall to

 

What a tosser that van driver was shame we carnt have those flamer kits on our cars they have in south africa so when the cu*t came up to your car you just press a button and flames come out of the sides a bit extreme I know but he was a tosser.