On the way to work just now, jump on the dual carriage way, behind a Astra white van.......bloke just sits there, in the fast lane, on his mobile, doing 60 ish in a 70. I'm behind him......not too close but he's knows i'm there and won't fookin move. Come up to a round about, goes round and onto another dual carriage way........still in the fookin fast lane, on his mobile, and doing 60 again !!

So by this point, i'm a little pissed off so i floor it, up behind him, still doesn't move......so i do it again and he puts his brakes on, slowing right down and then hammers them on and comes to a complete stop.......all in the fast lane of the dual carriage way Then he gets out and starts shouting at me, waving his arms, and starts to come to my car. Now, this bloke wasn't small so i slam it into reverse and floor it around him and fly off so the fooker doesn't chase me.

I had no idea what he was saying as my windows were up and music on but .......rraaahhh WHY THE FOOK IS HE MOANING AT ME WHEN HE'S THE ONE BREAKING THE FOOKING LAW !!!!