my car has been in storage for the last nealy 2 years now, ive polished it from time to time but thought id roll her out and wash it eh other day when it was nice, washed and drove bck in the garage, a bird flies in an hits the windscreen flys up into the roof and craps all over the top, fook me the 1 time in 2 years it seen daylight and it gets covered in sh1te!!

but on the upside, i was at a wedding last weekend and lost my camera, phoned up today the hotel where the reception was and someone had handed it in so there you go,

next time yuo bufties get a plop of grey white shiite, think on

 

Bad luck

 

Depends how long you let it attack your paintwork for

 

how can ya leave her in storage for 2 years?

 

a 12 month ban for being stitched up by a bent copper and then mr insurance saying HA! u've got to be kidding

 

no - but your lucky if you have a mucky bird

 

get it off asap, bird shit is an acid and will fuck/stain the paint


ONE OF MY PET HATES

 

if it shits on your head its lucky

 

fair play mate well bad luck but least it aint cos yer a concours boy


hope the insurance becomes reasonable sooner rather than later

i got me an rst when i was banned for racing and the insurance SUCKED after

 

How can it be lucky, its like the birds looked and thought 'i'm gonna have a fooking huge shit on that fooker'

when it could've shit on the floor.

 

had a quote for 1500 fc on v limited miles, thtas why im pushing for her back on the road with the coilpack conversion etc , just need a friendly MOT station

 

here here

a lady in the street and a freek in the bed..