my car has been in storage for the last nealy 2 years now, ive polished it from time to time but thought id roll her out and wash it eh other day when it was nice, washed and drove bck in the garage, a bird flies in an hits the windscreen flys up into the roof and craps all over the top, fook me the 1 time in 2 years it seen daylight and it gets covered in sh1te!!

but on the upside, i was at a wedding last weekend and lost my camera, phoned up today the hotel where the reception was and someone had handed it in so there you go,

next time yuo bufties get a plop of grey white shiite, think on