they ask for me or anyone in the house, i tell em "won't be a min, just going to get them" and then put the phone on loud speeker and press the prvacy button (you can hear them, but they cant hear you) - its very good listening to them talking to themselves.


OR if you have the facilities, put them on hold and play christmas music to them

 

I play my kids signing Barney down the phone when they call me up , like the tv ad

 

that must sound funny as fook in an Indian accent
just tell them you wish to be taken off of the list or there is a site u can use, but i dont know the name..

OR

Be ex directory like my bad self

 

Get it all the time mate

"Hello Mr xxxxxx, All your calls are now free, blah blah" bzzzzzz

 

lol, since i registered on TPS i dont get any now!!! only only reg the other week and said should be atleast 30days before it will go through

 

Whistle down the phone Rudey really loud

 

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/

see if that helps any

 

how much of a cheek is it we get all the time

only thing cheekier is havin your car robbed and then the fookers comin and askin for the keys

 

just tell them "ma teri maa di phudee chatney"

should get them to hang up or defo cause some on your part.

 

 

 

anyone wanna pm me what they mean .. as im sure they will come in handy the next time i have to call 3 customer services in india

 

Yeah i get them all the time. Just play on it if your like me and got nowt better to do.

They usually always say 'Blah blah blah BT/Call 24/cheap telephone calls'

There's a few replies you can give

1) If advertising for cheap calls, just say 'But i don't want to be with the company your offering to sign me up to! i want to be with the telephone company you use seeing as its so cheap to call the UK from india'

2) That sounds like a very good package, could you sign me up to it please? My address? Yes, its 'Rickshaw way, calcutta, india'

3) Just speak in the worst lingo you can muster up 'alright me old china, yea i'll have some of that shit, u get me? How do i pay? with a kite or on the sly?'

4) Oh my god! i'm so glad you called! My wife iwll be home in about 20 minutes and i've made a right fuck up of this Korma....your indian arn't you? Can you help me?

5) The best one i like to use is the 'All my calls are free anyway' routine. They will be trying to sell you discount phonebill crap, so just say 'I get free phonecalls, now can you beat my company on price at all?' You watch them try and con you out of free calls into cheap calls.

 

chitter de gully!!!!
thats a good'n

 

I got one the yesterday....

She went off on one, asking questions.

I couldn't understand her, i asked where she was calling from she said the UK....

I said "no offence but i can't understand a word you are saying so no point in continuing the conversation"

She continued as if she didn't understand, asking questions as if reading off a telly prompter LOL...

I hung up.

Next time will just tell em to foook off.