my gf,s dads X5 got parked outside a bank this morning 10:30 he came back out and theres to doors and rear quarter keyd. ive had 3 cars keyd so i know how he feels i think they should get there fingers broken then rebroken every 6weeks?

 

true but on the flip side its an x5, one of the worst wanker cars on the planet so the offender may of confused it with some selfish twat thinking they can dump thier 4x4 where they want and hence the attack on the car.

not saying its right, but it seems to be going on more and more lately and you may well be an unfortunate victim of it having been confused with a selfish cunt.

 

dont matter what car it is people have no fucking respect for any think or any one any more

 

Was absolutely gutted when my transit sportvan was keyed,not bothered getting it sorted as it'll happen again

Van wasn't 2yrs old either

Agree with the finger breaking

 

Just a 4lb lump hammer to the head works.

 

one of my mates had his car keyed by his ex, he took her to court and won a respray.

 

i would have took the bitch to the grave yard

 

i hate it when people say "i had my car keyed" - that sounds like you organised and got someone to key your own car its bit like "I had my car stolen" - why, was it an insurance job?

what you should be saying is "someone keyed my car"

 

^^

 

Punishment should fit the crime, & involves a stanley knife...

 

Thanks dad...

 

it's ok, but you shouldnt complain if you had the car stolen or keyed.

if someone done it without you organising then i can see that being an issue

oh and

Im guessing you havent checked for CCTV footage, there will be some if on the high street and especially outside a bank

Edit, to add someone stole an indicator off my BMW parked outside the house, but i didnt have it stolen, some scummer stole it

 

1. Obtain hatchet
2. Obtain said pikey/chav/whatever he may be
3. Tie to chair and obtain table
4. Hold his hand down on table
5. Have fun

Works every time

 

when i shared a flat with a ex my scooby was keyed 4 weekends in a row ,they must not none i was a painter by trade as i just blow it over on my dinner time ,they did get a good kicking after i found out who it was

 

Insert large needles into scrotums then add wires an 12 volts ,then watch them dance like m jackson on acid every time you add volts .

 

In 14 years of motoring i have never had a car broken into, stolen, keyed, or anything, ive caught someone attempting to remove my backbox in the middle of the night but he noticed me watching him in the window and by the time id got out the front sporting a golf club in my birthday suit he was a mile up the road.. :@

 

I like this suggestion. It's the closest equivalent to their cuntish actions.

 

id have taken her up the arse using blood as a lube.