After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang. He says "take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"she does,"ok craw reery reery fast back" As she did Dr Chang shook his head."Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "god whats Ed Zachary disease" Dr says "its when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse.

 

Pmsl

 

 

lol, one of my dads faves, hear it every time he is pissed

 

Come on Mal you never heard that before?

 

Nope! Just got it sent this morning.