just been over wennys, lass turns up in astra, its poorly, on inspection, and after doing a compression test, turns out its fu*ked, proper fu*cked, so wenny took it for a 'drive', and this is the result


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_bAZeUMVP4

 

Wenny reached a conclusive diagnosis that it was poorly then huh?

 

yes will, then decided to take it for a 'drive', you could here the bottom end knocking its c*nt it when he was driving it down the back of his unit, and we were stood at the front, i was expecting it to throw a rod

 

dunno what the problem is, normal vauxhall charachteristics (sp)

bet the engine management light was on too

 

Vauxhall shite i take it it was an 16v ecotech engine. There fookin mad them lot lol. When i first seen this post i was expecting wenny to crash it or smash it up lol.

 

All you need is some raving music in the background and you are instantly transported back to the ninties

 

 

LOL

Mate had a escort rs turbo in his workshop about 2 years ago, lad turned up with it and said i think theres something wrong ...........Bottom end knocking like fuck so mate said its fucked but lad was like no cant be and wouldnt take his word for it so mate says look ill show you if you want and revs its tits off for it to shit its guts at the garage door rod out the block

Told you now get it to fuck away from my garage door

 

Id replace the oil completely with this


then send it out

 

Yes mush, it was an EcoWreck 16V

 

Every
Component
On
This
Engines
Crap

 

my cousin done that to his Series 1 when he part ex'd it a local FORD garage years ago - it was prob the only time it didnt smoke and drove ok.

He got a fucking deal as they didnt even notice

 

My XR2 ran on it too, people thought I was doing a burnout everytime I set off the amount of smoke it used to pile out

 

LOL

what did he px his series one for?!

 

mk5/6 escort rs2000 or GTI cant quite remember now as it was years ago.

S1 engine was proper fooked.

 

Even more funnier than the amount of smoke it kicked out, was when the lass brought the car to wennys, and said it was making a funny noise, when asked what does it sound like ?, she said, and i quote, 'like metal bees trying to get out of the engine'

think what she meant was, sounds like its span the shells

 

O'dear.

 

Judging by what I've heard from Vauxhall engines alone I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole!

Practically every Corsa I walk past sounds like the tappets are busted!

Martin

 

Ahhh the good old 1.0 12v, they sound like they have done a hard 100,000 even when brand new.

 

Ha ha all 95% of the newish vauxhall engines sounds like that lol. They remind me of sowing machines. Them ecotech engines are shite.

 

tell you what fiddy i shit meself the first time when we didnt expect it ,



just another comical evening at wennburn performance !!!!!

 

Never a dull day up there is it Beef

 

+1 mate, i wasnt expecting it at all, i thought WTF !!!!

 

fuckin scrap ecotecs lol ive told her to scrap it

 

lol steph will have you dropping the engine sat ,


pmsl she was on about having it repainted

 

she's in a world of her own that lass mate lol, on facebook she was on about, 'it sounded like it had a borp woosher', WTF is a borp woosher ?, add that to the 'metal bee's', and her terminolgy goes waaaaaaaay over my heed fella ?

 

not a chance, im busy lol

 

Haha mint, I miss all the fun. Probs best Stef being off the road she is a danger, she drove over a curb at 30 the other week with me in the car