A Blonde, a Car and a Mattress

A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway,
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank.

The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally
brought her vehicle to its knees.

She had managed to drive 30 miles,
with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.

She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained
that the vehicle had a 'sort of a shimmy'
when she was driving at high speeds.


Below are the photos of what they
found at her Ford Dealership....................

The last photo is by far the best.

"Sort of a shimmy" -- I'll bet it did!

 

fuck me.
i thought it was a joke from the title. lol

 

FPMSL - That's some super sprung prop that

 

only a woman could do this in my honest opinion

 

Looks like the wiring loom on me dad's landy.

Dozy bint.

 

yea i fort the same lol

 

That would take some getting off

 

Typical ford owner

 

How's the sierra chip?

 

old and poor handling

 

lol

 

@ the tags.

 

same here

 

I thought this was a wind up at first

 

that woman should not be allowed to drive on our roads if she thought there was nothing wrong with her car.

 

HOLY CRAP!!

 

fuck me

 

welcome back to 2008

 

Lmao

 

i thought it was a joke aswell, i bet theres this same thread on all forums with the ford changed to vauxhall or w/e lol.

 

Oh dear!!

 

no thanks....

holy crap that is some wierd shit to get under ya car.

 

thats crazy lol,had a mate who worked in the garage in halfords,chap came in said his car woud'nt start,had it towed there when they got it up on the ramps they found a bike ripped through the sump,and buried its self in there

 

Is it even as recent as that?

 

probably way older but i knew i'd seen it years ago and done a quick google and results from then popped up at the top so i knew it was at least that old.