Right, got a date tonight with a lovely young lady I met through work. The problem I have is I know already I don't want anymore than mates, preferably mates with benefits!!

We've only really been contacting each other lots these last coupla days and I'm getting the feeling she's after too much already.. She's hinting about going on holiday, and asking me too much to soon if ya know what I mean. I told her I was only after mates and see how it goes, and I was looking forward to just having a meal and a laugh!

The thing is her and her whole family are very close to a mate of mine, and said mate's been telling them how sound I am etc etc and I won't fuck her about. And he's basically threatened to kill me if I do! She's only 21 bless her, I'm 31!!

In fairness she may say herself after tonight she ain't interested, and that's cool. But if she is, do I have me fun and face some abuse, or just fuck her off in a nice way?

Help!!

 

Sounds clingy lol

Don't think she will be happy if you bonk and leave lol

Steve

 

may I be the first to say?
pics or STFU

 

anal is the way forard

 

do her up the wrong'un and say goodbye.

 

Sounds tricky!! Just need to think, how many more oppertunities are you going to get to nail a 21 year old?

Just get it done mate, never know she may be spot on, she could be nervous as fook about it all which is why she is acting like that to maybe impress you or something?

 

Take her out, give her a few drinks and then put her away. Be king of the office for a wee while.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Lol @ the replies, and tag!!


What I forgot to mention is, I deliver to her place of work, and know her Mum quite well already cos she works there too. And her Dad..... I just dunno if I can be arsed with any comeback on it.

 

fuck it, then dump it.... end

 

If you pump her your fucked she will stalk you !

 

be nice and leave her a score on the side on your way out...lol

 

Get it fucked, film it and stick it on youporn.com for us all to see

 

Tell her you have the clap

 

is it mrs Goggins

 

See how tonight works out and then go from there. Stritly no hanky panky though, not worth falling out with your mate and her mum and everthing.

On the plus side, at least you'll know what she's going to look like in 20 years time by just looking at her old dear

 

Dont do it mal just stick to wanking its far more easier and less hassle.

 

Arse, mouth, arse, mouth, fanny, face.

Job done.

 

If thats the case i best give my mrs the boot now

 

If you are asking for advice on girls on an internet forum full of ford geeks.. you REALLY need to focus your attention on other matters mate!

 

never has a truer word has been said on this site

 

Why thank you.



As Chubby Brown said "lord give women 2 sets of lips, so she could piss and moan at the same time"

 

True!


But, you've gotta love the comedy replies.


I guess it's just a case of either doing what I wanna do, or doing what I should do...... Let's see how many beers I have.........

 

Top tags lol.

 

You're 31 and she's 21? You should deffo' go for it. When you was 25, she was barely legal.

Benni.

 

so! has she a ford? interested in fords? -goes to ford meetings,member of passion ford??
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just tell her you just want some fun, and nothing serious, works for me everytime as if they dont like it, thay just say and thats that

 

No she wouldnt of been legal!

 

tell her the truth and u never know she may be up for it, last thing u wana do is do her and then her thinking its more and then she stalks u. worse case she gives u a slap for asking lol, could be a hell of a lot worse if ya shagged her and ditched her.

oh yeah make sure u use something dont want no pregnant bunny boiler situation.

 

Lol just fucking lol.

Do it and disappear, Just hope no one she knows is on here lol She can't be that hard to avoid for a while.

Apart from the age attraction, is she worth a squirt in general?

Rob,

 

Just out of interest, have you thought about telling her the truth ?

I would advise you take a pack of Orange club biscuits though, that way if she fucks off, you can indulge in some chocolatey goodness and feel good about yourself

 

 

cant really give advice till you tell me the bra size

 

this girl you speak off better not be on passion ford, otherwise u wont be having the date afterall hahahaha

 

I'd bet money you're Aaron Outcast!!!!



Date dated and back home! Yep she had a pretty face and reasonable jugs but fuck me did she do my head in! I got her to drop me off at the shop for fags on the way home and I waved her off......