Chris is still a bit angry ( ok he is pi$$ed right off ) about he's recent 18 month ban. So all day we have been talking about how useless and what a bunch of conts the police are.
We are going to print off some 'suggestion forms' that will be forwarded to the Police once a week.
Some examples would be;
Move speed camera's to 'accident pron area's' not easy speed targets.
Don't hide in a bush with a camera, make yourself seen.
Attend pub fights you poofs, instead of busting people for a small number plate.
You get the idea.
We will send in ALL suggestions, regardless of content, so get posting.
Obviously they, and the source will remain secret.

GET POSTING

 

Take less than 46 hours to attend a burglary at my house !!!

(even after 4 phone calls)

 

wear dresses and make-up to diffuse violent situations.

 

dont just give me a crime number when someone steals my trailer actually look for the buggers that did it instead of pulling me over for looking suspicious

 

They will just bin them though m8`ty there all tossers , think of the money they make of us as if they want to change that got done last week for using my moby in the car and they treated me like a fukn rapist or something

 

I aggree with cossymad regarding speed cameras. Also;

Dont drive, whilst talking on your mobile phone. (Something ive seen Surrey police do on various occations)

When attending a shout, dont drive down the road at 90-odd MPH (especially, when the road is busy, but narrow, with parked cars on one side, like where i live.)
Ok,they are on a call, but dont risk peoples live doing it.

 

Street Racing isn't a Crime.

 

Heres one for you......

A while back a mate of mine had his escort van nicked while he was in the cinema. He rang the old bill to report it.

After they took his name and address they said:-

"Ok sir, we will keep an eye out for it and let you know if we see anything"

my mate said:-

"so dont you want to know what car it was?"

Pig said:-

"Oh, oh errr....yea what is it?"

Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE the police Fuk em, bunch of pr1cks.

Obviously just took his address to send him a letter saying how sorry they are and give him a pointless number.

HATE em.

 

Just beacause you are jealous of the car the bloke drivin along is in, doesn't mean you have the right to then treat the driver like DIRT, and do everything in your power to find at least ONE fault no matter how small, and proceeding to BOLLOCK the driver over it. If you don't have a nice car, thats your problem, but just because mine is nice, doesn't give you the right to be a prick.

Edit....

Not all coppers are like this, there are exceptions. But the ones I've had experiance with sadly are the above

 

when 2 lads have caught 4 chav smack heads who have beaten up a mentally handicapped girl, and attacked the 2 lads catching them with a pick axe, 9" hunting knife and 2 sets of nun-chucks , been in possesion of at LEAST 6 syringes full of smack and been POSITIVLY ID'd by FOUR people, wasted everyones time taking statements, photos of injurys AND ID parades, you could at least have the decency to PRESS CHARGES YOU FUCKING USELESS BUNCH OF CU*TS

 

If you claim that speed camera vans and speed cameras are purely to make roads safer and are not a money making exercise why dont you pull the said speeders over to make sure they are insured and have a valid mot.Also you could check the tyres,lights etc.thats in the interests of safety surely.Oh no you cant do that coz it involves gettin off your fat burger eatin ass out of the van and puttin yourself in danger doesnt it?Just a money makin exercise isnt it.The law in this country is a fookin joke and designed to rip us off and I do not respect any one involved in it.Pigs,judges or rip off solicitors.THE LAW IS A FOOKIN JOKE.WA*KERS.

 

Dont pretend you know my face when im a law abiding citisin

 

Let me skateboard in peace you fuckwits and go catch some real fucking criminals