Heres one for you......

A while back a mate of mine had his escort van nicked while he was in the cinema. He rang the old bill to report it.

After they took his name and address they said:-

"Ok sir, we will keep an eye out for it and let you know if we see anything"

my mate said:-

"so dont you want to know what car it was?"

Pig said:-

"Oh, oh errr....yea what is it?"

Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE the police Fuk em, bunch of pr1cks.

Obviously just took his address to send him a letter saying how sorry they are and give him a pointless number.

HATE em.