ok over the weekend i went to pic up an engine with a mate of mine on the way back we were starvin so i pulled into macdonalds got my food sittin in my fiesta and my mate went off to get some fags. a car pulls in and parks 2 foot from my fez (thort it was strange as the car park was empty and i parked as far from the entrence as i could) the woman driving gets out the car slaming her door into mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF ok so i thort accidents happen and ignored it but then she opens the back door to let her kids out BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF so i taped (punched) my passanger side window to get her attension

she gave me the biggest smirk ive ever seen like she was happy with what she had done walked past me with her kids with a massive grin on her face i mean ok its only a mk3 fez and cost me £100 but its not the point she was in an 06 plate toyota jeep thing and you cound see how she treated her car.... buy this time my mate had got back and was wondering why i was in a mood so i explained what happend

he got out to inspect the damage but some how as you picture the wind caught the door of my rot box and well yea.........................

i no its not the best way of dealing with things but the satisfaction was spot on

 

I parked in Halfords not long ago, the car park was empty but I still didnt park too close to the door so no one would park next to me. Anyway I came out and there was a 54 plate Corolla stupidly close to my car, I had a struggle getting in my door. The tmptation to hoof shit out of it was immense.

 

Should of waited till she'd got her food and dropped some pubes in it.

 

Cheeky cow for smirking. And I bet she won't be bothered about the dints in her car anyway.

 

Fuckin hate people like that. I have gone mental on peeps like that in the past.

 

should have super glued her locks before you went.

 

yes mate like he,s going to carry super glue in the car.

 

Same thing happened to me a while back did the same as you

 

i wasent that bovered as its was only the fez but what if i actuly had a decent car (hard to beleave i no) it just pisses me off en to think all the other cars she probaly done it to grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

i get pissed off when out with my lil` un in his pram and some dopy get parks on the path and leave bugger all room to walk past especially when they dont need to

still make sure i squeeze past tho as theres some sharp edges on my jeans/work pants and pram

 

I would have run a key down the side of her motor

 

Same thing happened to me in my old FREE mk4 escort diesel,but my foot accidentally caught the inside of my passenger door making it open four times,strangly though it kept bouncing back off something

 

whats the problem? thats what bump strips are for. its just unfortunate that none are ever at the right height to take the impact.

 

its annoying clarke mate, went to pump mu puncture up again the other day to realise someones hit the back of my van

 

A Merc always parks about 6 inches from my drivers door in the carpark I use. Shame his bump strips ARE at the right height.

 

Had this happen before too!

A guy did some starsky and hutch style parking, leaving very little room for his passenger to get out...they must have banged the door into my car 4 or 5 times

Like you, I knocked the window...but I got a wave back Lovely

 

id of dropped the window and flung my burger at her see how much she smiled then

 

just do the same back. then watch the bitch smile!!

 

just carry some rubber surgical gloves in the motor and if some one winds you up for what ever reason,rub dog shit into the door handles,i promise that will get any ones attention................

 

Why didnt you do some Ginge style hard man act and spit in her face?

 

For this to work you'd have to be lucky or carry the dog shit around as well? I can't help but thinking it'd be a real mare waiting for this kind of thing to happen with a glove box full of dog shit and surgical gloves.

Still i suppose it'd really test how "magic" the tree's really are

 

I had a hire van a little while ago, sat in it and some pratt parks next to it and smashes his door into it..

now knowing the hire companys inspect all the vehicles, i get out and had a look..

the guy went fookin nuts,, AT ME says i was being a cheeky twat and
it;d only hit the plastic strip, thats what they are there for!!

lol fookin old git!
was outside the citroen service desk at the time,.,.

and i walked in giving him some abuse back... turned round to see citroen customers and employees sat very quietly, all lookin at me doh!! lol

 

With remote locking how is that going to help? She'd never notice

 

someone done this to me i opend my door fast and rammed it in to the side of his new 08car i didnt give a shit just like he didnt when he done it to me..

it put a nice dent in the side of it

 

Karma at it's best

 

had a woman do this last week

twice she reversed bumped into my cab and was shocked by my reaction

and she tried to deny it old bag

i was in it at the time

 

Tyre valve key is all you need, ya dont have to worry about a glovebox full of dogshit. I defy anybody to smile when they come back to their car to find four flat tyres.

 

Had a similar thing happen to me in tesco's last year.

I dont normally take the coz to tesco's purely for this reason but I was passing anyway so nipped in.

Really busy in the car park but found a couple of empty spaces. Parked in one and a woman in a big, newish mercedes thingy pulls in next to me. I'm just sitting there taking my stereo face off and sodding about, next thing I know, BANG, the bitch smacked her door into my drivers door. Twice. I wound the window down and shouted at the toffee nosed slut to which she replied 'I wouldnt be too upset, it's only an old car' and walked off !!!!!

After calming down for a few minutes I went in to do my shopping. Came back out and there was a dirty fucking crease in my door!
Somehow a few seconds later one of my feet accidentaly made contact with a fair amount of force with her drivers door. Dont know how that happened, must be my broken left knee giving way yet again!!!

 

this happen to me last year just after i got my 5 door mk3 on the road, some cunt reversed in to the front bumper and bent it, few people seen it happen and siad that the people who done it looked at me car then just walked off. i got my own back with the stright tow bar and some parts on there car then drove off.

 

Just can't believe the cheek of some people

Steve

 

Big size 9 in the door

Done it when I was younger not now though.

 

okay yeah,about this dog shit,i didnt mean you carry it in your rs..

just the gloves........thank you........

 

I know what you meant, it just made for better reading ( i hope ). You probably wouldnt find a dog shit when you wanted it anyway, you only find it when your not looking for it, if you know what i mean.