the man flu?

I've had it bout a week and i'm not healthy

Just want to curl up and die!

Any remedy's you know of?

 

How about a nice warm cup of man the fuck up!!

 

lol at above!

2 shot of boiling water, 2 spoons of honey, and half a pint of whiskey.. mix, and drink before bed! works a treat.

 

Warm cup of man the fuck up. Mate what is that?

Will it help my cold?

Or was you been sarcastic to the point of fucking it up

 

Half a pint of whiskey

 

I got it last Friday, feeling like utter shit combined with fuzzy head consist coughing and plenty of snots, I just got on with life as normal and after 4 days it started to disappear and at the minute I wake up a bit groggy still but after an hour or so Im right as rain.

 

I had it over xmas and new year.

I don't believe in taking any remedies if you can help it so just had plenty of beer which relieves the symptoms nicely. I don't know if it's just me but when I get man flu I have an almost permanent hard-on. Must be all the sneezing.

 

I got a flu jab from the doc's in oct, not a single cold or sniffle when before i would be rife with it by now

Bri.

 

Bugger the jab, although I'm eligble never had it yet, prefer the colds, but get nose bleeds evertime I get colds.
tabetha

 

yeah man, cant fuck about with man flu!

 

I had the flu jab and still had the flu / cold / whatever it is for 3 weeks and only just getting over it...............bastard time all over Christmas and the New Year. Not fun.

 

went to the doc's at 7 tonight, he's give me something for my bronchitus(sp) and took a sample of the shit i've been coughing up as he think's it could be pneumonia.

So i hope to fuck these tablet's work.

 

i sure hope i've not got nothing like that i was really ill with man flu over christmas and new years so much so i gave up smoking, and still going strong i may add, and i'm still waking up coughing shit up, some night i cough a big ball of it up whilst my eyes stream with water (nice)

think a trip to the doc's may be in order

 

No more man flu but I aint half got the shits. Feels like my IBS kickin off again. In bastard agony a few times at work and over the night so far.

 

had a spliff and a couple of beers feel better now lol

 

lol bastard i packed it all in at crimbo and now have my mates continuing on like normal i miss it, but it was giving me anxiety attacks so was prob's best lol, i still love the smell though i don't no wot people are on about when they say it stink's Mmm! the stintkier the better

 

cheese and ak47 mixed

Dont get much stinkyer lmfao

 

For proper man flu when you cant sleep ect - 2 cans of stella and double dose of liquid night nurse

You'll sleep all night and sweat it all out

Works for me

 

I cant drink stella anymore, think it's a sign i'm getting old i get stonking fucking headache's the day after.

I'm on carling now

 

lol double bastard is it dry cheese though cos some people had the sticky stuff but we was getting crispy! , don't see much AK about though usually it's nice bag's of dutch , lol was going to say something funny about cheese then but don't think it's appropriate for this site lol, maybe another time

 

I'm only just gettingg over mine now, been well shit since xmas!

 

Might be exagerated -that would just put off accepting you had man flu cos it'd be 24hrs b4 you surfaced

A good remedy for the flu-and this is tried and fucking tested too:

Small (whiskey) glass (125ml)
A 35ml shots of good whiskey
Put 3 whole cloves in a thick slice of lemon
Put the lemon in the glass
Put a teaspoon in the glass
Fill with boiling water and stir
add sugar to taste

The teaspoon stops the glass from cracking

No matter how bad the flu that will relax you,put you to sleep,and so start the recovery process

If 2 doses of that and 48hrs rest doesn't work see a G.P. cos you're fucked