Might be exagerated -that would just put off accepting you had man flu cos it'd be 24hrs b4 you surfaced

A good remedy for the flu-and this is tried and fucking tested too:

Small (whiskey) glass (125ml)
A 35ml shots of good whiskey
Put 3 whole cloves in a thick slice of lemon
Put the lemon in the glass
Put a teaspoon in the glass
Fill with boiling water and stir
add sugar to taste

The teaspoon stops the glass from cracking

No matter how bad the flu that will relax you,put you to sleep,and so start the recovery process

If 2 doses of that and 48hrs rest doesn't work see a G.P. cos you're fucked