whats the best way of ruining someones life without getting violent?

 

 

sounds abit harsh, what they done to you?

 

can of expanding foam in the flue of the boiler will wreck it but may explode if lights when still wet never done it but would cost a new boiler to fix but potentially v. dangerous and very arsholeish . not nice

 

start a roumour on the internet about them being the son of hitler or soemthing

 

Get them to marry Tony S Mannock'sex wife

 

dont matter what they did. lets just say most people, me included usually would go and batter them senseless for it but im trying to behave due to a new girlfriend and waiting on a start date for a new job. dont wanna end up getting nicked for a violence related crime and throw everything down the toilet basically. just wondered how you lot would get back at someone lol

 

weve got wome industrial strength weedkiller at work called tordon, a friend wrote slag on his missus lawn after he caught her having some fun with another guy, (done before you may think) but tordon stays in the ground for anything up to 18 months so after the lawn was ripped up and re seeded when it grew back it still said slag across her lawn!

 

put dogshit on their doorstep

 

this works in a car exhaust too! beverly hill cop style

 

lmao

 

yep, that would certainly destroys someones life
depends on how legal you want to be or nasty/vindictive .
the old peado fliers around the neighbourhood if its a nasty case or ruining their credit rating by applying for and defaulting in their name.
without knowing the story its hard to choose an apt course of action.

 

That's got to be a good starting point

 

Shag their mum & take loads of pics

 

If the person is female then get hold of pictures of her. All women love being photographed in provocative positions... Up until the point when you split up with them anyway!

If it's a guy a few malicious rumours about what he was doing with a schoolgirl in his car the week before last never fail to stir things up abit!

 

Get them addicted to heroin?

 

 

dont forget to ring the doorbell and set it on fire..... youtube stylee!!! lol

 

link please

 

Have Ł500, a photo and call the a team

 

the problem with tordon is that it's more than Ł60 a litre

http://www.pitchcare.com/shop/produc...FQyN1QodFkLHEA

 

Do you have access to the persons house? If so, prawns under the floor are always good or in the curtain rail if thats not possible, several pizzas and taxi's sent to their house (get them kicked off the takeaway list so when they want something for real they won't deliver it. Start a nasty rumour if its a small town, lots of things really, you just have to be imaginative.

Debs

 

Post them poo in a box

 

All good ideas

However, would it possibly obvious it was you who did what ever you land up doing? Landing up with them then trying to get greater revenge on you?

Whatever you do, remove all evidence!

Si

 

Make sure its dog poo as they could DNA trace the poo back to you if its your own

Theres tons you could do, cress their carpet when they are on holiday. egg/fish in car heater vents, have thier mail redirected, report them to local crimestoppers for terrorist activities after youve dumped loads of fertilizer in thier garden, sugar, a few assault vests (ideal to convert to bomb vests), wiring, simple timers etc

 

Why not grow a set of balls and confront this person over what is annoying you? I can guarantee you will get more satisfaction this way, rather than some childish prank that will make you look like a child and probably piss away the things you said you are afraid to loose.

 

now that would be sensible and mature tony This is pF remember

 

Superglue all the persons locks, car, house ect and that will couse them some grief

 

phone the fire brigade police etc then phone every chinese, pizza etc all in the same night
thats just for starters

nitro mors chucked about there cars . diesel chucked all over the garden ,turn there water off .

 

Well i thought it'd be obvious not to put a sender label on the box of poo

 

order 25 ton of ballast to be dropped on their drive loose go to the builders pay cash no trace then drop a rubbish clearance card through the letterbox

screw the windows and doors shut from outside and throw a wasps nest through the letterbox lol

 

Either just go around and spark them out, or just forget about it. You will look just pathetic and sad if you key there car of shit in there letter box.

 

Get meter box key off ebay and turn off thier gas and electric if theyve got outside meter boxes oh might as well take the actual gas meter

Cut phone line as a lot of houses still have external phone line down to ground level.

If theyve got outside sewer pipe on thier wall, as in many older houses, remove access cover or cut hole in plastic pipe and fill with can of expanding foam so thier toilets eventually back up.

 

 

lol above or just bide your time remember revenge is sweet

 

get benni to start a roumour they are bum buddies.... =)

 

thats an expensive way .25 tons at about Ł20 a ton?
how would you physically get a wasps nest through a letter box without getting stung to fuck?

 

it won't ruin their life, but a can of expanding phone in the letter box/in the wheels of their caris a good start

just don't get caught

or just go to the local estate agents with their phone number

 

I know with bees you can knock them out ether sprayed on thier nest. if that works for wasps nest, ether them, put through letter box in night and as they come round they will buzz to fuck round the house

 

is this getting out of hand here?