Originally Posted by
joffy
weve got wome industrial strength weedkiller at work called tordon, a friend wrote slag on his missus lawn after he caught her having some fun with another guy, (done before you may think) but tordon stays in the ground for anything up to 18 months so after the lawn was ripped up and re seeded when it grew back it still said slag across her lawn!


That's got to be a good starting point
