as title really . ive got my birds 3 , my 2 and my birds sisters 3 .

age from 4 to 11.

im just glad its not raining cos i told them all to fook off and play outside , they are just to mental and loud for this morning lol

im hiding in the kitchen on the laptop. ive told them if they are bored to play the Wii , so that will probably be fooked later lol

but what the hell can i do them for lunch ?

and yes , im crap at cooking , and even worse at working out portions .

was thinking of doing a 50 bag of suasage rolls and fook loads of potato waffles lol

what else can i do ??

got a supermarket next do so i can pop there if you lot have any good ideas .

now ive got 5 of them standing here asking what im doing lol

 

Waffle overload there matey! I'd nip next door pack of ham/beef ect, kids love triangle sarnies in different variants...bowls full of crisps, plate of chips...if you make too may sarnies take them to work next day lol..
Sounds like you have a nightmare there with that many, and ask who kicks off when they have orange or coke. I made the mistake of giving my daughters friend dilute orange, jesus still got the inprint of her on my ceiling..hyper wasnt the word.

 

now that sounds like a plan . simple and i mite get my lunch rady for tomorrow

 

Big Macs all round...you'll be their hero for hours

 

Stick a few sausage rolls in there too!!...getting hungry now =)

 

Spaghetti bolognese........Be pre paired for the clean up tho

 

maccy d's kids meals and burgers all around.

 

with 8 kids running around im sure thats unlikely.

 

i cant go to Mcdonalds twice in a day ......................... they have all already had mcdonalds breakfast !

and as usual , i checked the bags when i was there and they forgot 3 things . useless stupid twats.

 

8 happy meals work out to less than £20

plus a lot less hassle and clean up if you take them all round to eat there

walk them and it'll give them an apettie

walk them back and they'll be tired enough to go to sleep for the afternoon

 

kfc for a bit of variety then. youll look like the ultimate weekend dad with 8 kids in tow sitting lookiing bored as the kids run amok in the seating area.

 

Who's going to babysit them while he goes to mcdonalds to fetch the food, as I doubt he has a vehicle big enough to fit nine people in?

 

he managed it this morning when he took them for breakfasts at maccy d's. maybe he takes half in his car and the 11 year old drives the rest in his missus' car?

 

got the neighbour to sit here for 10 mins while i shot out . but thats a idea about letting the oldest drive?