totally screwed up on a job interview ... that would of been an excelent career move ...


im so fooked off ...

i went and abused the cossie all the way home

and i now have a huge smile again

 

u fookin plonka

what happended?

 

If you feel much happier by hooning to cheer yourself up then I'm going to get another one

Like I said to you earlier m8, dont worry about it and put it behind you and keep trying. Any role in a company that is a new role is a recipe for diasater imo. They never know what they want doing from breakfast till arseholes and goal posts and objectives will be forever moved to suit their mood if things dont pan out the way they want to ....

Anyway, whats happening l8, any ideas? I know Nige is coming out to play as well and its about time us lot went out on the lash again

 

he was born ran thats what happened



sorry to hear about the interview pete

 

weren't they into fisting????



shame though, someome will be


que nath

 

I am going for interviews at the moment, pain in the ass, bloody hate it !!

Al...

 

Behave yourself Steven

 

ok .. saw the job advertised ... thought yeah why not ... i know i can do 70 % of the job easily .. other 30 % well i damn well know i can learn it ...

so i get accepted for an interview ...

cool .. so off i trundle in the cossie ... it all goes well except its now a supposed informal chat .. the above is assumed correct... i could do it with some training (its a new role they have created)

so i think yeah it went ok .. so i dont hear anything for 7 days .. think oh well could be good or bad ..

then i get a call asking me back for a second interview... horray i think .. in the meantime i have had an e mail from him asking me to call him .. i fone up and get a really good feeling .. asking me how long notice i have to give etc...

well the more im thinking on it the more i am concentrating on the negative parts of the job (the bits i cant do ) ...

go there today and well .. i totally managed to screw it up .. came across unconfident and waffled too much

on a good note tho the bloke said if it was for just a service technician / support engineer then he would be offering me the role there and then ..

so the overall outcome is i need some experience on excel report generating etc etc... all office based stuff that i have not really had much to do with in my present roll... i need to be more confident and beleive in my outstanding natural engineering abilities ..



and we wont be taking this any further



and yes nath ... cosworth acceleration = big grinns

even if 3 young twats think its not a real cossy ...
i agreed with them at the traffic lights ... then when it was about to go change i shouted i lied and off i went never did see that nova afterwards

 

if you need help in learning excel and other office software, give me a shout

 

pmsl



Pete - keep trying mate, im sure you will find something

my mate blagged his way into a 50k a year job and the fooker was on the dole for 2 years he is short, stumpy and not too intelligent but fair play to him

they way i see it now is - if he can do it - anyone can

 

S P I K YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP PPPPP

 

Shame mate but ya never know, I thought I screwd this one up and now I'm in it

 

at least i got a job ... gymnast boy

oh so have you ... peter andre loooookkyyyy likkeeeeeee

 

the gloves are coming off now

fight fight

 

unlucky mate, ive got another interview at 3pm today.

hopefully ill be able to blag it with, no, but i can learn line lol

 

well you could always come down to mine, and i teach you

the basic's anyhow

 

hhhmmmmm good idea... but have to stay off the beer ...







for a few hours anyway

 

Yeah right, that old chestnut

 

i have to do that a couple of times a week, detailed stuff for big money contracts, its pretty easy once you know how, the main part is making it look good while still understandable.
ones i do has to be sent to the head of sales at Tesco/BP/Burgerking/Asda/VW/LittleChef/etc so they gotta be good or we dont get paid.

im also top class at totaly falsifying it to get far more money than we deserve too

 

you or me

 

says mr 2 pinter

 

best you make sure to learn all you need before i drink then

else

 

foook either you gonna be thirsty or we are both gonna be

and then

 

All this talk of beers is making me thirsty

 

falsifying info is the whole point of having spreadsheets

 

i see ran ... have to get to the bottom of this then ..


also cheers gra for the pm