Just wondering how fast is fuck? As people say its fast as fuck. But just how fast is fuck?

 

Well i fuck quite fast

 

if you get chaff burns on your cock

you shag as fast as fuck

sozz off topic

 

Fuck is a relative term. Its peoples version of Fast x2 -10%. Fact.

No, that just means you are shagging a drybag and she not remotely turned on

 

 

 

Stavros

up the arse is always dry.. you can always spit on the starfish

 

I often wonder about this...

How cool is fuck as well, that always makes me ponder.



Neil.

 

Nice equation, at least it helps to clarify the situation.


also got a guy at work who thinks his own jokes are 'Funny as Fuck'.

so in the same way, how funny actually is 'Fuck'

 

well naturally yeah, but could say that about anyhwere

you sure know how to pleasure the laydees dont you

found a book for you

 

Depends alot on who you're fucking at the time I suppose

 

It's a known fact the Fuck is the next stage after shit off a hot shovel

 

thank you for your time.. I really do appreciate that

tips from a sex god are few and far between..is it any good

 

Following a scientific study, Cambridge Uni' published a paper circa 1997 which defines:

" top speeds in excess of 172.4 mph or a 0-60 time under 4.61 seconds"

the official point at which a motor vehicle can be termed both:

"As Fast as Fuck"
or

"As Fast as Fook" (regional variation)

 

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the god of bum sex lube

 

Well these days not very fast!!

 

as fast as a good hump

 

It also moisturises your skin pmsl

 

I picked up a shed Corsa 1.5td recently and when the bloke gave me the keys he seriously said "have you driven a fast car before because that c*unt is fast as f*ck" I couldn't help but laugh.

However, it is actually quite fast,,,,,,,,,,,,,honest

 

good for a lubey wank too

my mate was fucking a pornstar for 2 years JENNI says its the best stuff on the market as its not sticky like most lubes

stuff

 

Fat as Fuck also, how fat IS a fuck??

 

Meaning probably 95% of users of this board, and almost all BBs.
are not actually 'experienced' enough to fully justify the use of the phrase

'fast as fuck'

 

Any modern 1000cc sports bike is 'fu*k' fast when you first hammer one.

 

So the real question is 'who is fuck ?' because he / she seems to be into everything