Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads

ุ 40-ish…………………………….49.

ุ Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.

ุ Athletic…………………………..No breasts.

ุ Average looking…………………Moooo.

ุ Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.

ุ Emotionally Secure……………...On medication.

ุ Feminist………………………….Fat.

ุ Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.

ุ Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.

ุ New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.

ุ Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.'s

ุ Open-minded…………………….Desperate.

ุ Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.

ุ Professional……………………...Bitch.

ุ Voluptuous………………………Very fat.

ุ Large frame……………………...Hugely fat.

ุ Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.


Dictionary for Decoding Women's English:


ุ Yes……………………………….No

ุ No………………………………..Yes

ุ Maybe……………………………No

ุ We need………………………….I want

ุ I am sorry………………………..You'll be sorry

ุ We need to talk………………….You're in trouble

ุ Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not

ุ Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later

ุ I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!

ุ You're attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?


Dictionary for Decoding Men's English:


ุ I am hungry………………………I am hungry

ุ I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy

ุ I am tired…………………………I am tired

ุ Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!

ุ I love you………………………...Let's have sex now

ุ I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?

ุ May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.

ุ Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

ุ Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

ุ Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

ุ I don't think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I'm gay.

 

 

 

 

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spot on

 

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Steve.

 

that is actually spot on lol

 

 

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