"Geography Of A Woman"


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa;
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.


Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America; well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.


Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40,a woman is like
France; gently aging but still warm,
and a desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain;
with a glorious and all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Yugoslavia;
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.


Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Russia;
very wide, and borders are now
un patrolled.


After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages, only those
with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.






"Geography Of A Man"


Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick

 

Not bad

Last bit is best.

Steve

 

what happens after 70 then?

 

Geography of a man's brain

 

lmao i quite like that!

Sounds true to me

 

Yeah thats about right i think!!!