Am self employed but work for same bloke for 12 years, quit last nite.

Wonder what i should do now, never been out of work

 

go on the game.

pick a street corner, put on your clear heels, and work it baby

 

sign on, sign on, sign on

 

Get a new job maybe?

 

Aye man, being a man-whore might not pay out straight away, so its deffo G.O.R.G.I.E time too, 44quid a week extra, thats like getting paid for a blowjob without having to do it, rofl

 

NAH, fancy my share of dole money matey!!

 

Trust me, you don't.... Hard woking white Englishmen who are down on their luck anbd out of work DON'T get decent benefits.... You need to be an illegal immigrant with no papers or legal entitlement in order to get your 3bed house and free sky TV

 

Free money is free money, no matter how much you get, its a winner

 

crash test dummy

 

I'll get something lol

Paid morgage off about a year ago so no worries there

Might say i'm from Poland down the dole

 

What made you jack ??

 

Yeah, thats easy too.

Wear awful clothes that are 15years out of date, put on a Borat accent, and speak in broken english with a few Polish words, Dziękuję= thank you, Jak się masz?= how are you?, Dobry Dzień= good day, Przepraszam= sorry

There you go, happy days

 

Working with boss lol

 

how can a self employed person quit from his boss


just decide what ya wanna do and go from there,,,,,,,,, dont forget to clim the tax back you been paying though

 

Only pay tax per year sort of thing so it will sort itself out

I only work for the same chap but i'm self employed, odd system but it works (or did lol)

 

not technically self employed then but employed

just messing,,,,,,,,,,,,, good luck in what you decide and use this time to spend a little extra time with the family

 

Thats the idea, looking at buying a london taxi...

 

you dont have to have ya own business to be self employed Ginge. Its the old system that was SC60. Its all fucked up now anyways if ya aint got ya own business may as well be employed

 

i ment as in im sure the being self employed required you to workj for other people on contracted jobs rather than loads of contracts for one person as i belive the government then question wether you are self employed or indirectly employed

i had a thing when i was younger and was self employed but the tax office decided i was actually employed cause i worked for the same person and what was happening was incorect procedure as as such my company had to pay back all the outstanding back tax as i cold claim for loads of stuff for work use ( trainers where one of em )

 

tempory contracted staff io think the term was,,,,,,, it wa a while ago and i never payed that much tax tbh

the reason it was done like this causre the place was closed for 6 weeks a year and i never got payed for it,,,,, that was there scam round it


just assumed that builders would be the same way these days if working for the same company on contract, but then i guess changing sites helps too

 

No the way it works is i worked for loads of completly different companies (100's) but he like got me the work which i paid him for (above board, he would invoice me for it)