Originally Posted by Neil Clark
Might say i'm from Poland down the dole

Yeah, thats easy too.
Wear awful clothes that are 15years out of date, put on a Borat accent, and speak in broken english with a few Polish words, Dziękuję= thank you, Jak się masz?= how are you?, Dobry Dzień= good day, Przepraszam= sorry
There you go, happy days