Everyones on about Christmas, and here's me stuck on a ship, working all night, no Christmas dinner cos the crew are Indonesian (ie Muslim) and refuse to go in for it all. Miss my Burd, miss my turkey and stuffing.

I even miss the crap Christmas TV...


Bah fucking humbug to the lot of ya!

 

Kinda hard to find any of those in the middle of the sea..... Fish is quite likely though, but not gonna eat any of that.... I'm just after pumping 30 ton of raw shit into the sea... :s

 

shit luck mate how long u out at sea for ?

 

for another month.... Really need to get home, in dire need of shagging the missus....

3 months is a long time to watch non stop hardcore lesbian porn you know...

Well, 1 more month won't kill me. Then the missus is getting it!

 

not good m8

 

I was only looking out to sea today and thinking of all those stuck on ships this Xmas.Chin up mate,you'll be ok when you get back on dry land and sha* the Mrs.In the meantime get a few cans of beer inside you!!!!Regards Micky

 

Cheers Micky! Did exactly that last night. Was well and truly rat arsed. Christmas dinner was a joke. Prawn curry... WTF?

Ah well... I can always ahve christmas dinner next month when I get off this pile of shit.