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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 07:37 PM
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Default fake escort cosworth & my fiat uno turbo

well il start by saying i hate fords, im a fiat guy but i wanted a cheap to run, mad looking run about, so a fake escort cosworth it was.

it is a crap replica but what you expect for £400? will do for me, i mainly joined cos im wanting a real front bumper for it, and maybe some wheels.

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ideas to make it a little less 'chav' like will be appricated, wheels are horrid as im sure most will agree.

and then some pics of my 'real' car







oh and the user name is cos my old car was a punto turbo diesel
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 07:59 PM
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nice
what's the spec of that ?
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 08:00 PM
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gotta love that uno turbo, my cousin had a 1.4 ie turbo, was a rapid motor, just dont crash it or ul not have alot of metal unbent.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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i drove an uno turbo once felt fast as fuck due to the poor build quality just like the reno 5 turbo

good fun i bet though
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I like the Fiat!! That looks a riot!!

As for that shonky escort, it needs wheels badly, low offset and wide as you can. Get rid of the queer rears for some red/smoked jobbies, ebay would be your best bet or check the parts for sale section here. Then ditch the chrome plate holder and it'll be better!
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 09:21 PM
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I know the guy who owned that rap about 2 years ago

Tin of filler on wheels


And if you hate fords you have joined the wrong site
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Seen worse cossie reps, deffo seen better aswell.
Ive got a pair of the longer cossie style headlights and indicators for sale if your interested? Would help the front end out a bit.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 09:34 PM
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nive uno turno

did that rep come from southend as looks very familiar
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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Bout 10 years back a mate called and told me his work mate had an uno turbo that was a non runner for 300 notes.

I declined, but my sisters fella said he would have a look, when the garage door opened I was gutted, stunning little uno turbo, tax and mot'd for 300 notes.

Made even worse, when we clocked a wire of the starter!!!! we dragged it home - didn't want to get it running incase the seller backed out of the deal once his car was fixed.

Attached the wire, but nothing??? after a day of searching, we found a load of grease in the ecu plug, cleaned it out and it fired straight up!!!

The thing felt like a rocket back then, was green with envy!!!
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Originally Posted by Fiesta_ie
nice
what's the spec of that ?
i have no idea on spec

Originally Posted by davemark
I know the guy who owned that rap about 2 years ago

Tin of filler on wheels


And if you hate fords you have joined the wrong site
same guy has owned it for 4 years, so i would of bought ifrom who you know.

its not that bad.

and i joined because even though i hate fords cos they are too common! i now happen to own one lol
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Originally Posted by WRCjames
Seen worse cossie reps, deffo seen better aswell.
Ive got a pair of the longer cossie style headlights and indicators for sale if your interested? Would help the front end out a bit.
i may well be yeah, how much? do you mean the indicators in the bumper? what about the spot lights?

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nive uno turno

did that rep come from southend as looks very familiar
it came from southend yeah and has been local to southend for over 5 years, shoebury to be exact.
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nice uno....... as for the rep..... scrap it and get a cool retro ford......



Not clever coming on here telling everyone u hate fords.... guarrenteed to wind us lot up and not have the chance to get on with everyone....
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No mate, the actual headlights with smaller indicators. Look at some pics of proper Escort cossies and you'll see what i mean!
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Not clever coming on here telling everyone u hate fords.... guarrenteed to wind us lot up and not have the chance to get on with everyone....
i didnt really think anyone would take much notice of that and get so offended, if so sorry but it often happens on fiat forum, we just ignore it cos obviously we all favour different makes, obviously mostly ford on here but im sure we have all owned different makes even if we arnt too keen on them, i do like this ford though, there ok, its just the common ness of them i dont like.
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Get the right wheels on the escort and it would fool most people, offset of those is just silly though.
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Originally Posted by punto_td
i didnt really think anyone would take much notice of that and get so offended, if so sorry but it often happens on fiat forum, we just ignore it cos obviously we all favour different makes, obviously mostly ford on here but im sure we have all owned different makes.
Most of the mods / admin / longer term members, have seen the error of their ways and fucked fords off in favour of something decent, at least you figured it out early on
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gotta say i do like the escort does need some different wheels as for the fiat whats with the wires running all over the engine bay??? and also have you proped you bonnet up with a pole of some sort

luv the ebay spical air filter

but hay welcome to the world of ford lol bet you get this all the time in fiat land
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LOL @ Clarke.

Its true, nothing says "pikey" quite like an Ebay special / Halfords air filter
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Originally Posted by clarke5700
gotta say i do like the escort does need some different wheels as for the fiat whats with the wires running all over the engine bay??? and also have you proped you bonnet up with a pole of some sort

luv the ebay spical air filter

but hay welcome to the world of ford lol bet you get this all the time in fiat land
bonnet prop is missing

the wires are just for loads of stuff.... alarm, switched ignition, battery in boot so loads of wires going all over the place!, fog lights, fans etc, it does need a tidy up but im not too bothered really.

i took it off now, replaced it with pipercross.
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Originally Posted by Chip
Most of the mods / admin / longer term members, have seen the error of their ways and fucked fords off in favour of something decent, at least you figured it out early on

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Love uno turbos
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Originally Posted by punto_td
bonnet prop is missing

the wires are just for loads of stuff.... alarm, switched ignition, battery in boot so loads of wires going all over the place!, fog lights, fans etc, it does need a tidy up but im not too bothered really.

i took it off now, replaced it with pipercross.
gota say mate at least you were honist about it most people would have got a bit funny bout coments like that

good on ya we gonna get on well
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i really like the fiat i remmember when i was going to swop some chav my gti for he`s rear wheel drive rst powered panda right fun it looked but it has been ragged to death.
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Not bad for £400 that chap, can probably make some money back on the wheels, rear lights and front bumper, onto a proper bargain rep there!

Uno looks hardcore!

Absolutely love the interior shot, looks fucking ballistic quick just sat still!

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not much for the escort,but as for the puddle jumper,ace ! i had a white H plate uno turbo about 7yrs ago.loved it but i kept braking it but strangely enough i would have another.
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Originally Posted by nickscunny
Not clever coming on here telling everyone u hate fords.... guarrenteed to wind us lot up and not have the chance to get on with everyone....
Have you not spoken to half of the people on here? He's gonna fit in perfectly.

Cool uno mate i was after one a bit back just because they weigh fuck all.
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genuine front bumper with indicators/fogs, the correct headlights/isidelights, different back lights, different wheels, perhaps some badges on the back will make it look much better
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Originally Posted by Rich170
genuine front bumper with indicators/fogs, the correct headlights/isidelights, different back lights, different wheels, perhaps some badges on the back will make it look much better
Exactly! Ive still got those Headlights and indicators mate if interested?
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i agree with you about fords being shit but i cant figure out how youd consider a fiat as a real car?
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Originally Posted by WRCjames
Exactly! Ive still got those Headlights and indicators mate if interested?
how much?
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Many years ago one of my mates owned a Uno turbo, it was one of the biggest bag's of wank I ever had the miss-fortune to be seen in There's a reason Ford are common, they've been market leaders for over 30 years....something Fiat will never see.
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had a cossie - awesome (TEV currently has it, and it fucking GORGEOUS now)
Got a fiat now. I like it. Only cos its quick, and owes me fuck all though.
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Originally Posted by cossie604
Many years ago one of my mates owned a Uno turbo, it was one of the biggest bag's of wank I ever had the miss-fortune to be seen in There's a reason Ford are common, they've been market leaders for over 30 years....something Fiat will never see.
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LOVE the uno!

I used to have a Pink, Mk2 uno turbo, sounded like a aeroplane! loved it!
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
i agree with you about fords being shit but i cant figure out how youd consider a fiat as a real car?

I'd say he means 'real' as the escos is a fake....
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Originally Posted by cossie604
Ford are common, they've been market leaders for over 30 years....something Fiat will never see.
but how good are there cars? who has had the most 'european' car of the year awards, oh that would be fiat, talking of which, whats car of the year 2008? oh yes another fiat.

how many cars are sold arnt how good they are, fords have never racked up that high but people still buy them cos they dont want to change, and fiat are doing well atm, sales are up by hell of alot, also fiat & ford are building cars together atm.

not wanting to argue cos thats not why i joined but i just had to say the above
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Fiat are also working with Vauxhall....they are working with anyone who will have them because they need all the help they can get European car of the year award? yay. Motorsport race wins, wanna talk about them?? Just about every Fiat that ive had to work on in nearly two decades in the motor trade have caused me grief. The build quality is shite, the ride quality is dated and the brand image is still nothing to shout about. Had the misfortune to work on a stupid little Siento (sp?) today....god awful contraption in every manner. People dont want to change? Its not the same people that have bought cars for the last 30+years In the mainstream market area, most of the sales stats are made up by lease sales....ie reps and commercial sales....lease companies dont just buy on what they've had in the past, they buy on what company offers the best deal and the best suited cars. Dont come onto a Ford site shouting the odds and expect an easy ride from all unless you've got something worthy to shout about
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NICE UNO I HAD A MK1 A FEW YEARS AGO AND LOVED IT, IT WAS AN EVIL LITTLE CAR 160BHP 1.3
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Originally Posted by cossie604
Fiat are also working with Vauxhall....they are working with anyone who will have them because they need all the help they can get
one thing though, fiat arnt using ford parts, its the other way round.

new ford ka is using fiat engines and fiat panda chassis.

and seicentos are really good to work on, so easy.
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