super glue it shut lol

 

 

oh right thanks dave

 

a dremmel a model and a guiness is that, def dont go

 

whats the red tape on there for?

 

got to get the prodrive spoiler listed bud

 

thats how far it goes in lol

 

how about these they are 39mm in diameter so large!!

have a few other designs same size.

 

what does that look like? im still after a spoiler for my bm

 

That really made me laugh.
To stop it make mad sounds, think its on its way out.

 

oh right

 

they look good!! what other designs have you got??

 

i rekon it is a depth gauge , when in up to the red go no more.......pmsl
sorry mate cant help it

 

You're on form to night mate. lol

 

pmsl ,
colin you aint related to my wifes family are you
bodge job merchant!

 

a few people dont know the dremmel joke so dont get it like we do lol

 

i think its there to stop any liquids getting into on/off switch..

 

pretend its an otto model lol
na i wld just sell it at a loss and start again, thats all i seem to be doing

 

You're one bunch of funny fuckers.

 

my wife got stung twice by a wasp today , funniest thing i have seen in years , she was screaming and runnig round the garden calling me , i run out there thinking she had cut her fucking hand off or something and it was just a wasp sting.
she has been moaning all day that her little finger hurts......lol

 

this is our sat nite kicks, we're nearly as sad as escortoldfool lol

 

thats not funny! it wld of been if it was my wife lol

 

its you who supplies the ammo mate , keep it up !
the ammo that is , unless the misses is back

 

Lol, I shot my missis with an air pistol in the foot, this afternoon.
She didnt find it funny.

 

who has seen this on ebay? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-RS...item35a87909b6

 

Dam right I wil,l I find it as funny as you lot.

 

considering she has just undergone major surgery with a recovery time of 1 year , you would have thought a wasp sting would be a walk in the park.
every time i have spoken to her today i have been reminded that she has been stung by a wasp ....lol
she is terrified of them , the last time she put a coffe cup through one of my patio doors running away from one.

 

bet you did though!

 

I had one as a kid, made out of plastic.(not me the car)

 

now yr got one made of rubber lol

 

Dam right.

 

thats what that one's made out of

 

i done that with a bb gun once i thought it was empty and shot her in the arse , fuck me i paid for that , didnt talk to me for a week and threw a brick at my mk2 escort leaving a dent just below the petrol cap , was impossible to get rid of the dentbecause of where it was.

 

ouch that's nasty denting a mans pride and joy, i wouldn't be trying to get rid of the dent i wld of been trying to get rid of her lol

 

Shouting dance bitch, didnt help. lol

 

is that why she went out tonite and left you at home lol

 

I wish I'd do it more often. lol

 

me and the wife were very volitile when we were younger mate .
we were coming home one night and having a row as you do and i hit the windscreen in frustration and the this just cracked every where lol ,it was her first car , a mk1 fiesta.
i had to take it to autoglass the next day to get a new screen and they broke 4 screens trying to get them in because of the rust around the frame , almost wrote it off.
she still reminds me about that to this day , and that was nearly 20 years ago.

 

right i am off to bed , will catch up with you all tomorrow.

 

bet u had to pay for her windscreen but also pay to try and get the dent out yr own car, its alway the way lol