condoms
21-07-2004, 08:48 AM
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condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen
> to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
> to which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms,
> son....Men use them to have safe sex."
>
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
> health class at
school." He looks over the display and picks up a
> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad
replies,
> "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday,
and
one for
> Sunday."
>
> "Cool!" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
> for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO for
aturday,
> and TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12
> pack.
>
> With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
>
> One for January, one for February, one for March........"
> to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
> to which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms,
> son....Men use them to have safe sex."
>
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
> health class at
school." He looks over the display and picks up a
> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad
replies,
> "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday,
and
one for
> Sunday."
>
> "Cool!" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
> for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO for
aturday,
> and TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12
> pack.
>
> With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
>
> One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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