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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 08:48 AM
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A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen
> to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
> to which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms,
> son....Men use them to have safe sex."
>
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
> health class at
school." He looks over the display and picks up a
> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad
replies,
> "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday,
and
one for
> Sunday."
>
> "Cool!" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
> for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO for
aturday,
> and TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12
> pack.
>
> With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
>
> One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 09:25 AM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 09:51 AM
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so funny LOL

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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 09:53 AM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 10:24 AM
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nice 1 mate
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:23 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 01:05 PM
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chuckling good
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 01:41 PM
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LOL............. ........
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 02:08 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 02:15 PM
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very funny pmsl
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 02:33 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 03:20 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 04:15 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 04:20 PM
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Sooooo close to the mark
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 04:43 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 04:50 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 05:32 PM
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did u make that up ur self.......lol
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