Slogans for condoms

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - For the ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth not in your hands
Safeways Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - Because Life is Complicated Enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Just keeps going and going
MacIntosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
FCUK Condoms - No comment required
Muller Liight Condoms - So much pleasure, but where´s the pain!
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hardwork.
Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile
OnDigital condoms - Plug and play!!!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, Stong and very very long
Renault condoms - Size really does matter
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!
Heinekin condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms - A condom a day helps you work, rest and play!!!
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service
Pepperoni condoms - Its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole (VERY POOR SELLER!!!)

 

end of the day mate, people take the piss... They are LIFE savers. Best not to bang a bird you dont know without one. Fuck Chlymidia etc. Im more scared of HIV.

 

Very true! i ent saying dont use one lol