Two Chavs jump off Beachy Head. Who wins?
A. Society

Q.What do you call a Chav at college?
A A cleaner.

Q What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
A Innuitinnit.

Q What does a Chav girl use for protection during sex?
A A bus shelter

Q What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A Granny

Q What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
A Sorted

Q What do you call a Chav in a locked box?
A Safe

Q What do you call a Chav girl in a white track suit?
A The bride

Q What's the first question at a chav quiz night?
A What you lookin' at?

Q Why are chavs like slinkies?
A They are of no particular use but it's great to watch them fall down
stairs.

Q What's a chav girl's favourite wine?
A Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside, aw go on take me.

Q Two chavs in a car and no music. Who is driving?
A The police.

Q What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A A start.

Q Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A Up the a rse.

Q Why is 3 three chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Novas have four seats

Q What do you say to a chav with a job?
A Big Mac please.

Q What's the difference between a chav girl and a chav boy?
A A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

 

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