got these off of fiesta turbo.com



What do you call a chave in a box... innit

what do you call a chav in a filling cabenet... sorted

what do you call a fat chavette? PREGNANT

what do you say to a chav with a job? can i have a big mac please

what do you say to a chav in a suit? will the defendant please stand

What's the differance between a Chav and a coconut? One is thick and hairy. The other is a coconut.

What's a pimple on a Chav's arse? A brain tumour.

What does it mean when a Chavette has spunk dribbling out both sides of her mouth? The Nova's parked on the level.

How do you get 10 Chavs in a Nova? Paint the adidas stripes on the side.

What do you call a Chavette who can outrun her brothers? A virgin

how many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? one, they'll screw anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

Why did the chav cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Why do chavs smell bad? So blind people can hate them too.

Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? a nova seats 4

What's the difference between a car full of chavs and a hedgehog? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog

How does a chavette turn off the light after sex? She shuts the Corsa's door.

What do you do if you see 1000 dead chavs lying on the floor? Reload.

 

 

 

old jokes re-hashed , still funny but you can substitute chav with any sterio-type you like