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Old 31-12-2005, 06:17 PM
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Default Stav's final thought.

Yes, its my Jerry Springer style final one of the year (as going out in a b).

How come when you shave your balls, do you always seem to end up with the odd pube stuck to your face after, no matter how many times you wash your hands and face

Took about ten washes to make sure them all off a min ago

Happy new year you bunch of cunts
Old 31-12-2005, 06:19 PM
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Keep checking the mirror later on

Happy New Year
Old 31-12-2005, 06:26 PM
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Bunch of what? all i see is stars
Old 31-12-2005, 06:30 PM
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have a good one happy new year, steve you grade coooont.


take care mate
Old 31-12-2005, 07:33 PM
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Shaving your balls? You big Homo
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Old 31-12-2005, 09:46 PM
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happy new year

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HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEPS!!!



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Default Re: Stav's final thought.

Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
How come when you shave your balls, do you always seem to end up with the odd pube stuck to your face after, no matter how many times you wash your hands and face

Took about ten washes to make sure them all off a min ago

Maybe because your heads big and round like a bollock?
Old 01-01-2006, 12:30 AM
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Default Re: Stav's final thought.

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How come when you shave your balls, do you always seem to end up with the odd pube stuck to your face after, no matter how many times you wash your hands and face

Took about ten washes to make sure them all off a min ago
Is it just me or is this a public admission that you are a knobhead??
Old 01-01-2006, 01:21 AM
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merry new year
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Default Re: Stav's final thought.

Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
How come when you shave your balls, do you always seem to end up with the odd pube stuck to your face after, no matter how many times you wash your hands and face
I'm only reading that one way.

You shaved some blokes nuts, then gave him a BJ and ended up with pubes on your face

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Getting that idea from those words shows nothing but your clear homosexual tendancies

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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Getting that idea from those words shows nothing but your clear homosexual tendancies

Oh yeah, cos Im the one starting threads about shaving my sack and posting on EVERY thread about girls.

You know how its always the guys that do excessively macho things that end up finally just accepting it and coming out.

Well I think you're trying too hard...
Old 01-01-2006, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich_w
Well I think you're trying too hard...
He obviously has something to prove. Either that or hes very insecure!
Old 01-01-2006, 10:04 PM
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I reply to threads im interested in, simple as.

I guess you do too, hence why you only reply to threads where you can try and put people down in one way or another, even resorting to replying to threads that have been dead for about 18hours just to do so.

Obviously makes you feel better about yourself if you can try and make others look bad.

Like a subtle forum warrior.

Sad really.
Old 01-01-2006, 10:10 PM
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never notied tbh, dont think i'd look right totally shaven as i have a hairy chest

I find "trimming" is more suited to my needs, so a quick #2 and a tidy up around with a razor in the shower

on a side note. . why do people let them grow? their disgusting and wrong - pubes that is. .
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
I reply to threads im interested in, simple as.

I guess you do too, hence why you only reply to threads where you can try and put people down in one way or another, even resorting to replying to threads that have been dead for about 18hours just to do so.

Obviously makes you feel better about yourself if you can try and make others look bad.

Like a subtle forum warrior.

Sad really.
Whats up with you you mardy sod Gone from to this in 2 hours. Or is the suggestion you may be Gay that offends you soo much you have to get in a huff...
Old 01-01-2006, 10:30 PM
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Rich--

Cause you trying to give me shit n make me (and anyone else on any other thread) look bad, like you always do, and just like real life, I dont like some random goon tryin to give me shit. If anything it fucks me off more on the net as people do it as they know they can get away with it.

Yea, im gay, i bum men, all previous girls was just a front for my clear homoness.
Not angry etc, jus find it pathetic n annoying.

I dont give a fuck about saying I may be gay, esp as you dont give a valid reason for it, I give a fuck that your pathetic enough to dig up old posts etc for the sole intention of giving trying to take the piss outa folk.

My first reply to it was jokey (as was this thread full stop), but seeing as you carried on, it gets a bit tiresome/pathetic, as per usual.

Its not like this is a 1-off, all you ever do is shit like this, pathetic really, and you jus keep on replying too.

Davvvvvvy--

Dont shave off all my pubes you fool, thats just gay n a bit wierd isnt it for a bloke
Just trim it all n actually shave balls, dont want a hairy ballbag
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Davvvvvvy--

Dont shave off all my pubes you fool, thats just gay n a bit wierd isnt it for a bloke
Just trim it all n actually shave balls, dont want a hairy ballbag
Well i didnt want to say, i just took from waht you said you do it ALL, but i re-read and realise my mistake. . .

althouth i cant seem to shave my sack as the thought of nicking it is enough for me just to cut em with scissors
Old 01-01-2006, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Yea, im gay, i bum men, all previous girls was just a front for my clear homoness.
I fuckin knew it!
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How do you get over the 'wrinkly' problem and snagging with the blades? Do you have someone stretch the skin for you or are you just a dab hand at it now?
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Default Re: Stav's final thought.

Originally Posted by Cam
Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
How come when you shave your balls, do you always seem to end up with the odd pube stuck to your face after, no matter how many times you wash your hands and face

Took about ten washes to make sure them all off a min ago
Is it just me or is this a public admission that you are a knobhead??
thats the way i read it too
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Originally Posted by andyhardy
How do you get over the 'wrinkly' problem and snagging with the blades? Do you have someone stretch the skin for you or are you just a dab hand at it now?
You ever tried it?

Even tho mine (and i guess all blokes, never checked ) ballbags are wrinkly, got the odd bulgy vein, lil bumps where the hair roots are, and allsorts of horrible shit, even with next to no care you wont cut yourself.

Well not with a Gilette Mach3 anyhow, thats all ive ever done it with.

I wouldnt reccomend a cut-throat
Old 02-01-2006, 12:39 AM
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Nope never tried it! Just wondered!

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