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Old 18-12-2005, 10:19 PM
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there are a family of balloons.... mommy balloon , daddy balloon and baby balloon.
baby balloon is reaching the age where he is scared to sleep on his own, and often sneaks into bed with mommy balloon and daddy balloon. obviously they want baby balloon to grow out of this and so they tell him in no uncertain terms that tonight, baby balloon must sleep in his own bed!!

an hour into his sleep baby balloon starts to feel a little scared so he sneaks back into his parents bedroom and tries to slip into bed with them, but sadly he can't quite fit in. he thinks for a second and decides to let some air out of daddy balloon, he tries to squeeze in but still he can't fit, so cleverly, he decides to let some air out of mommy balloon , but STILL he can't fit!!

again after a short pause he comes up with a plan, and slowly lets some air out of himself. Sure enough this time he slides into bed with mommy balloon and daddy balloon and falls asleep.

morning comes and daddy balloon wakes up in a rage at finding baby balloon snuggled between himself and mommy balloon....







....." what the hell are you doing in bed here, you were supposed to sleep in your own bed,
you've let me down, you've let your mother down and most of all you've let yourself down! "



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