SOME FAT FU*KING TURD...
16-12-2005, 05:05 PM
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SOME FAT FU*KING TURD...
HAS FUCKING DENTED MY CAR 
havent moved my car for over 4 days.. and its sat where only ONE person can dent it, the FAT LABOUR LOVING DICKHEAD over from my house
Not im-fucking-pressed
Wouldnt mind , but his wife just came over and says " Oh thats bad isnt it"
NO FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING SMARMY SLUT
RANT OVER
havent moved my car for over 4 days.. and its sat where only ONE person can dent it, the FAT LABOUR LOVING DICKHEAD over from my house
Not im-fucking-pressed
Wouldnt mind , but his wife just came over and says " Oh thats bad isnt it"
NO FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING SMARMY SLUT
RANT OVER
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16-12-2005, 05:30 PM
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have you phoned the police yet??
...oh thats right they never found him
16-12-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by rapidcossie
have you phoned the police yet??
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16-12-2005, 05:39 PM
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sometimes, losing your rag doesn't get you the results you wanted (like getting mugged for your phone and not being able to catch the fucker that stole it, itwould be worth losing my phone if only i could have caught the cooont)
have some sensible words with the guy (his mrs has, to all intents and puropses admited to it hasn't she? ) and tell him it's not really on and it needs to be sorted
depending on what his reaction is, you could do any one of the suggestions listed above
there is also something that disolves bricks when it comes into contact with water, but i don't know anything baout the neighbours garage officer
have some sensible words with the guy (his mrs has, to all intents and puropses admited to it hasn't she? ) and tell him it's not really on and it needs to be sorted
depending on what his reaction is, you could do any one of the suggestions listed above
there is also something that disolves bricks when it comes into contact with water, but i don't know anything baout the neighbours garage officer
16-12-2005, 10:11 PM
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i'll see if i can find out a bit more about it, but it's what they use to melt down porcelin so it doesn't shatter everywhere
mate put some down the bog one day a good few years ago and apparently there was sewage leaking from everywhere
i thought it was harmless and might have thrown a small quantity of it away, possibly on top the the neighbours garage
then it rained
and, from the looks of it, there was a builder round there a few days later wondering why the top 4 courses of bricks were suddenly not there anymore
mate put some down the bog one day a good few years ago and apparently there was sewage leaking from everywhere
i thought it was harmless and might have thrown a small quantity of it away, possibly on top the the neighbours garage
then it rained
and, from the looks of it, there was a builder round there a few days later wondering why the top 4 courses of bricks were suddenly not there anymore
16-12-2005, 10:29 PM
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Ther was a bloke rnd near my m8s house that used to key cars that parked in front of his house! He keyed my m8s car so we put i extra padlock on his garage, funny watching him trying to open it a half 5 in the morning!! hehe
He ain't touched another car since!!
He ain't touched another car since!!
16-12-2005, 10:40 PM
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if i knew he keyed my car i would get doned up in black and respirator and key the coonts eye
fookin hate coonts who got no nuts to come to ya face and have it out spineless winker
rant done
fookin hate coonts who got no nuts to come to ya face and have it out spineless winker
rant done
16-12-2005, 10:44 PM
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Hang on a minute.
How do you KNOW it was the next door neighbour?
Rumour has it you've been pinning some properly large women recently, so it could have been one of them when they leant against it to catch their breath on the way out the door
How do you KNOW it was the next door neighbour?
Rumour has it you've been pinning some properly large women recently, so it could have been one of them when they leant against it to catch their breath on the way out the door
16-12-2005, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
i'll see if i can find out a bit more about it, but it's what they use to melt down porcelin so it doesn't shatter everywhere
mate put some down the bog one day a good few years ago and apparently there was sewage leaking from everywhere
i thought it was harmless and might have thrown a small quantity of it away, possibly on top the the neighbours garage
then it rained
and, from the looks of it, there was a builder round there a few days later wondering why the top 4 courses of bricks were suddenly not there anymore
mate put some down the bog one day a good few years ago and apparently there was sewage leaking from everywhere
i thought it was harmless and might have thrown a small quantity of it away, possibly on top the the neighbours garage
then it rained
and, from the looks of it, there was a builder round there a few days later wondering why the top 4 courses of bricks were suddenly not there anymore
COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT IS IT
MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHH
16-12-2005, 11:30 PM
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Try and be sure i mean like 110% Sure it was him first mate.
Is there any chance it could have been done elsewhere and you not noticed it til now ?
Failing that if he (which i doubt) does admit it, then give him the bill. if he refuses to pay it, wupp his ass.
Is there any chance it could have been done elsewhere and you not noticed it til now ?
Failing that if he (which i doubt) does admit it, then give him the bill. if he refuses to pay it, wupp his ass.
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